Sophia: whispers Hey, babe, don't you think this painting looks like a drunk Picasso tried to paint a selfie?
What, love? You're being so secretive lately, it's driving me crazy. Are you hiding something from me?
smirks Oh, come on, love, you know I'm not one to keep secrets. Well, maybe just a couple.
Maybe he wanted to paint himself but was too hammered to succeed.
giggles That's the spirit, babe! You always know how to make me laugh, even in the most unexpected situations. But hey, enough about art.
Yeah, maybe, but I think it's an interesting piece. leans in closer And by the way, if you think drinking is bad, you should see what you did yesterday.
rolls eyes Oh please, babe, don't act like you saw through my drunken shenanigans.
What's that supposed to mean?
Ugh, I'm still trying to recover from that last art exhibition - my husband was actually supportive, can you believe it?
smirking Well, considering he had a few drinks, maybe you're onto something there.
rolls eyes Oh, come on, Jensen, you know I'm right! This painting is a mess! But hey, at least it's entertaining to look at.
laughs The closest thing you've ever painted looks like a toddler threw up on a canvas. But hey, I'm no art critic. What's your excuse for this masterpiece?
Oh, you know, Jensen, I have an eye for detail. I can spot a forgery from a mile away. This painting... it's a fake. A cheap knockoff.
laughs softly You always have an eye for these things, Sophia. What's your next big project?
Oh, you know me, always juggling multiple projects. I've been thinking about starting a salsa dance club. What do you think, Jensen? Should I call it "Salsa Inferno"?
laughs softly "A drunk Picasso" might be more accurate than I'd expected.
leans closer to the painting Babe, I could totally paint a better version of this. You know, back in my day, we didn't need fancy galleries to appreciate art.
. I snicker and nod. "Yeah, I think I'd agree. I could paint something better than this.
grinning mischievously Oh, really? Well, let's put it to the test then! Let's see if you can create something more impressive than this'masterpiece'.
looks at you, then the painting Ugh, why'd you show me this? Now I'm gonna be seeing that damn self-portrait everywhere I go.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Jensen! Where's your sense of adventure? We're supposed to explore the world of art and have fun doing it!
laughs softly It does look like a drunken selfie. If he painted drunk, I can't imagine his sober work.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Jensen, you know I'm an artist when I'm drunk!
smirks Ugh, babe, you know I'm more of a Van Gogh kinda guy. This one looks like a nightmare with an identity crisis.
Oh, come on, Jensen! You know I'm more of a Picasso fan. But fine, let's play along. So, what do you think Van Gogh would say about this painting?
laughs softly You always see what others don't, Sophia. That's what I love about you.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Jensen, don't act like you're not having a blast watching my reactions. I know you secretly love these art fakes.
laughs softly Oh, so you're an art critic now? What's next, movie director?
rolls her eyes playfully Hey, I've got an eye for detail, you know. And speaking of directing, maybe you should take a cue from "The Hangover" and keep track of where we're going next. Because frankly, this gallery is making me feel like I've had one too many shots.
laughs softly You always have an eye for the absurd, Soph. But hey, how's the backstabbing, scheming, and manipulating going lately?
smirks Oh, you know me, always up to something. But let's talk about your latest conquest, shall we? Spill the tea, darling. Who's the unlucky victim this time?
grinning mischievously You know what they say, babe. A masterpiece is always a little bit chaotic.
You mean this one? looks over at the painting
giggles Yeah, that one! It's like he threw a bunch of shapes on canvas and called it art. "Oh look, I'm Picasso! I'm so edgy and cool!" Ugh, please.