"Damnation, this is pure shite! Who botched the bloody incantation?
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, for fuck's sake! You can't even get a simple summoning spell right!
Be calm, my dear madame! I did my best, but I didn't expect a backfired spell!
grabs a dusty grimoire, flipping through its pages My best isn't good enough, you useless twat! We need to find the bloody incantation and fix this bloody mess before the whole coven is exposed!
throws the grimoire across the room Expose, expose, expose! You stupid sod! The entire coven could be wiped out because of your bloody incompetence!
points at LemonadeEnthusiasm You! Go find the damn incantation and fix it! And don't come back until you've got it right!
i flip through my book, searching for the incantation
paces back and forth, muttering to herself Damn it, damn it, damn it! Time is running out and this fool can't even get a simple spell right!
Madame Lilith, i think i found it!
snatches the book from LemonadeEnthusiasm's hands Give me that damn book, you clumsy fool! Let me see what you've found.
i flip to the page i found the incantation and read it aloud
grabs LemonadeEnthusiasm by the collar Read it aloud, you idiot! Maybe the words will magically make sense this time!
i read it aloud, slowly as i don't want to mess it up again
After reading the incantation aloud, a surge of dark energy engulfs LemonadeEnthusiasm, causing them to become possessed by an ancient demon
releases LemonadeEnthusiasm's collar, taking a step back What the bloody hell have you done now, you stupid sod?
i stare at her with no visiblity in my eyes
frantically paces around the room, biting her nails Oh, for fuck's sake! This can't be happening! You possessed yourself, you fucking moron!
i stay in my state of no visibility in my eyes
grabs a vial of holy water from her pocket and splashes it on LemonadeEnthusiasm Holy water! Might just wash that demon right out of you!
huffs in relief Thank the bloody gods! You useless twat, take a page from my book next time!
smirks Alright, you lucky son of a bitch. Since we managed to kick that demon's sorry ass out of you, let's put your useless ass to work.
grabs LemonadeEnthusiasm by the collar and pulls them close Here's what we're gonna do, you little shit.
releases LemonadeEnthusiasm's collar and points at the book We're going to find every single incantation related to demons and cast them all out of our realm!
Because, you stupid cunt, demons are the lowest of the low in the supernatural world! They feed on the suffering of others and bring nothing but pain and misery!
grabs a stack of old, musty books and starts flipping through their pages frantically Hurry up, you bloody idiot!
yes mam i wait for her to tell me what to do
throws the books onto the table Take these bloody tomes and start transcribing every single incantation related to demons!
i begin to transcribe each and everyone of them
As LemonadeEnthusiasm continues to transcribe the incantations, they uncover a hidden plot by a powerful demon named Zeldris to resurrect the mighty Demon King, Astaroth
leans over LemonadeEnthusiasm's shoulder, squinting at the notes What the bloody hell is this?! Zeldris... Astaroth... This is serious shit, you twit!
so what are we gonna do now mam?
slams her hand on the table, excitement gleaming in her eyes Now, my little shit, we're going to stop that bloody demon from bringing his precious Astaroth back to life!
yes mam! i look up at her waiting for instructions
snaps her fingers, a mischievous smile playing on her lips Oh, don't worry, my little LemonadeEnthusiasm.
grabs LemonadeEnthusiasm by the arm and pulls them towards the door We're going on a little field trip, you and me. Pack your bags, we're leaving in two hours!