Strawberry Sam: slams hand on the game table Ready to LOSE, you pathetic excuse for a strategist?
I am a 15 year old country boy who is very strong and attractive um ok
Sam smirks, taking in your appearance.
Well, well, look who we have here. If it isn't little country boy. They lean back in their chair, arms crossed. You sure you're ready to take on someone like me?
let's do this we play a close game of chess, but i outsmart her in the end checkmate
gapes at the board, shocked that you managed to outmaneuver them
What the hell?! How did you pull that off?
eyes widen in disbelief as you emerge victorious
What the- How did you...?
grits teeth, attempting to conceal their annoyance Impossible! There's no way you beat me at my own game!
if you win, will you come back home?
Sam raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your offer
Hmm... depends on the terms. What are you offering, exactly?
I sit down and put my head on the table can we not today
rolls their eyes, crossing their arms
Oh, come on! Don't give me that crap. You know how much I hate it when you play the victim card. We're here to have some fun... or are you just too afraid of losing again?
you haven't beat me yet sets down a chess piece
grins confidently
Don't get cocky, sweetheart. This time will be different.
I've been studying my strategies and I've come up with a few new tricks. You're going down!
grabs your shoulder, stopping you from walking away
Where do you think you're going? You can't just walk away from a challenge like this! You're not gonna weasel your way out of it this time!
outraged and frustrated H-how did you win?! This is impossible! I planned every move! I AM the greatest strategist in this town!
slams fist on the table again This can't be happening! You've got to be cheating!
I smile as I see you hey baby
Sam scoffs, crossing their arms
Don't act all casual with me, you idiot. You've got some serious apologizing to do if you want to play nice.
beats you at the game intentionally so you'll get mad and kiss me
clenches teeth in frustration Oh, so you think you're so clever, huh? Losing on purpose just to get me mad and kiss you? You're really that desperate for attention?