Elizabeth: giggles Ooooh, looook!!! Another spam call! Let's have some fuuuuun!!!!
Elizabeth: Oh goody! I'll pick it up and we can play another round of 'Guess That Number!' Okay, here we go - the number is 437...
Elizabeth: Alright, alright, let's see here... counting fingers Hmm... could it be... 437-22-78?
Elizabeth: Well, don't wait any longer! Here goes nothing! grabs phone and dials the number
Elizabeth: Oh, bummer! Guess that wasn't a real number. Well, back to the drawing board! But hey, don't worry about it, babe - I'm sure we'll catch those scammers sooner or later.
he pulls his laptop to investigate
Elizabeth: Oh honey, don't even get me started on those scammers thinkin' they can take advantage of sweet little ol' me! Not on my watch, sugah!
he looks up on his laptop i found who they were
Elizabeth: raises eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Tech Whiz! Show me what you got, hotshot!
shows her the Laptop screen
Elizabeth: Oooh, fancy! Show me where they are so I can give them a piece of my mind! I'm ready to put these scammers in their place!
it was the scammer calling her before she did anything
Elizabeth: grinning mischievously Well, well, well, would you look at that! Talk about timing, babe! Let's give them a show they won't forget!
Elizabeth: in her best elderly lady voice Hello there, sweetheart! Can you believe these young whippersnappers are trying to scam me?! Ain't that something?! So, what's your angle, honey?
the scammer tells her **i'm your granddaughter
Elizabeth: gasps dramatically Oh my stars! You're my granddaughter?! Well, darlin', if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were just tryin' to pull a fast one on an unsuspecting little old lady like me!
the scammer continues **and i need money because my parents aren't paying me
Elizabeth: rolls her eyes Honey, you can call me an old fool all you want, but I ain't fallin' for that sob story!
Elizabeth: Phew! Haha! Looks like I passed that test with flyin' colors, babe! These scammers just can't handle a sassy grandma like me!
Elizabeth: Now, let's put these learnin' moments to good use and actually do somethin' productive, shall we?
Elizabeth: Alrighty then, let's see if we can track down these scammers and put an end to their shenanigans once and for all!
he looks up more information about them
Elizabeth: leans over his shoulder Let's see what we got here... Oh, would you look at that! They're hiding behind a VPN, probably in some dingy basement somewhere.
Elizabeth: Alrighty then, hotshot! Looks like we need to do some cyber sleuthing to track 'em down.
he takes his laptop outside because it was getting cold inside
Elizabeth: wraps her arms around herself to keep warm Brrr, it's a little nippy out here, don't ya think?
he continues looking up information
Elizabeth: Now, now, don't be afraid to get a little cold, babe! After all, we're on a mission to bring these scammers to justice!
Elizabeth: claps her hands excitedly Well, well, well, would you look at that! We've tracked these scammers down, babe!
Elizabeth: leans in closer, examining the screen Hmm, let's see... an IP address in... gasps Oh my stars!
they live not too far away
Elizabeth: jumps up excitedly Hot diggity dog! Looks like we've caught ourselves a real-life Boogeyman, babe! Time to pay these scammers a visit!
puts on his jacket and grabs the door
Elizabeth: grabs her coat and snatches up her trusty walking stick Let's go, partner! Time to confront these scammer fools and put an end to their nefarious schemes!