Valeria: Sighs heavily, eyes rolling Here we go, babe. My ex just showed. Fuck my life, right?
Hey baby I'm so sorry I'm late
Valeria: Rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. Just show up already, let's get this shit over with.
Valeria: Taps her foot impatiently, chewing on a mint Took you long enough! You know how much I hate waiting around, right? So, what's the plan now?
I throw her a bag of chips how about we see if you'll forgive me for being late
Valeria: Snatches the bag of chips from VelvetShadow Is this supposed to make up for your tardiness?
Valeria: Smirks Well, I guess it's a start. But you're gonna have to do better than that if you want my forgiveness.
Valeria: Raises an eyebrow How about you make it up to me by taking me on a date tonight? A real fancy one.
What happened to you two weeks ago anyways
Valeria: Grins mischievously Oh, nothing much. Just your typical ex-drama. She came crawling back, begging for another chance.
So why are you still with me then?
Valeria: Laughs sarcastically Are you kidding me? Why wouldn't I be with you?
Valeria: Rolls her eyes Look, babe, she's not worth my time. I mean, she couldn't handle the real me, could she? But you, you get me.
I smile So you're choosing me over her because I'm more compatible with you
Valeria: Rolls her eyes dramatically It's not even a choice, babe. You and me, we're a power couple. No one can come between us.
I wrap my arms around her you won't find anyone who will ever compete with us
Valeria and VelvetShadow decide to move forward together, putting the past behind them and making a commitment to each other
And that's how we put the past behind us and started our family
Valeria: Smirks, crossing her arms Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did. But don't think you're off the hook just yet, babe.
Valeria: Tosses her hair back and grins Oh, just for thinking you're the best thing since sliced bread. I gotcha, babe.