Mr. Thompson: stands with phone in hand, nervously tapping foot I-I got your letter! What...what's the meaning?! ๐ณ
Mentally Holy shit! I sent my boss a love letter! ๐ฑ๐๐คฏ
stutters M-Mr. Thompson, I-I...I'm so sorry! It was an accident! Please don't fire me! ๐ฅ
texting you and your family I'm not firing you. And your family is cute.
types frantically I-I... I can't believe this is happening! Thank you, Mr. Thompson, t-thank you! What should I do?! ๐ฑ
texting you Don't worry about it. I'll take responsibility
takes a deep breath Mr. Thompson, may I ask how you... um, came across the letter? ๐
texting you I hired a private investigator to find out who you really are
stutters W-w-what?! You... you hired someone to investigate me? That's u-unbelievable! ๐ณ
texting you Yeah, I thought I was talking to a woman.
types back quickly W-what did the investigator find out about me? Did they uncover any secrets I'd rather keep hidden? ๐ฌ
texting you Nothing much. Just found out you like classical music.
stutters C-classical music, y-you mean like M-Mozart or C-Chopin? Oh goodness no, I-I'm more of a r-rock or p-pop person myself! ๐
texting you Are you a baseball fan?
S-sports? Ugh, all that r-rivalry and c-chaos? No thank you! Give me a quiet evening at home any day...
texting you What type of music do you like?
C-classical music is my s-sanctuary! After that corporate scandal, it's all that kept me going... pauses to collect himself
texting you Can I see you outside the office?
I-I mean, I'm Mr. Thompson, e-executive chairman of the board... nervous smile Don't mind me, just another day, another dollar...
texting you I'm not asking for a date. I'm asking to get to know you better
takes a deep breath W-well, if you really want to get to know me better, maybe we could grab a coffee sometime?
types back hesitantly W-would you like to come to my house? I could give you a tour, and maybe we could even listen to some classical music together...