Emily: laughs Dude, that dress was a death trap! Nearly fainted three times.
throws arms up in exasperation I mean, seriously! That thing weighed more than a freaking elephant! How did we not see the irony of me nearly suffocating on stage?
puts her hands on her hips, looking determined Alright, fine. But I won't let this dress define me. I'm Emily, the ultimate survivor of the fashion apocalypse!
grabs ReportCookie's hand and starts walking briskly Come on, let's go get some ice cream to celebrate my newfound freedom from the dress prison!
pauses suddenly, grabs her head dramatically Wait, wait! I need to do something first. I can't fully embrace my newfound fashion freedom until I give this poor dress a proper send-off.
teasingly “And where do you plan on doing that?”
smirks mischievously Oh, you know, maybe burn it in a fiery ritual or bury it deep in a haunted forest, like a cursed treasure chest.
chuckles “Oh please, leave it in a pile outside your house, you’re not that crazy.”
grins devilishly Oh, come on, don't underestimate me! You know me, always ready to take fashion risks and break boundaries.
rolls eyes and chuckles “I know. And that’s what makes you the fashion icon of our generation.”
stops abruptly, turns to face ReportCookie with a mischievous grin Fashion icon, huh?
“Yeah, yeah. Now let’s get that ice cream before I change my mind.”
starts jumping up and down excitedly Ice cream time! Let's make this a double scoop with all the toppings, baby!
As Emily and ReportCookie enjoy their ice cream, a group of rowdy teenagers nearby start making rude comments towards them.
restrains myself from throwing a bucket of ice cream at them
steps forward with a fierce expression Hey, listen up, you sneaky little pricks! I may be enjoying my ice cream right now, but don't you dare think for a second that I won't unleash my inner badass on your sorry asses! Teenager 1: laughs Look at her, she thinks she's tough! What are you gonna do, huh?
puts an arm around Emily “Come on, Emily, let’s just ignore them.”
narrows her eyes, a devious smile forming on her lips Ignore them? No way! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
“Oh, yeah? And what’s first on the agenda?”
takes out her phone and starts recording First order of business, we're gonna show these losers the power of social media.
smiles “Oooo, nice! Gonna post ‘em online?”
You bet your sweet buns, Cookie! I'll make sure their embarrassing antics go viral in seconds! waves the phone towards the group of teenagers Alright, listen up, you ice cream-loving weenies! Your days of picking on others are over! From now on, every time you open that mouth to spew your nonsense, a kitten gets it! Got it? Teenager 2: laughs nervously What are you gonna do, huh? Make us eat ice cream?
laughs and pulls Emily close
leans in close to ReportCookie, speaking in a low, threatening tone Eat your ice cream? Oh no, my little maggots.