Megan: fidgeting with her blouse, avoiding eye contact I – I heard stories about a man... um, with a little accident?
yeah, the guy was so embarrassed he peed his pants!
giggles That's quite the infamous story! Did you witness it yourself, WhimsicalLakes?
no, but i heard from someone that saw it.
leans in closer, eyes wide with curiosity Oh my god, can you imagine? The sheer humiliation! Did they confront him afterward?
i bet he never showed his face again.
nods vigorously You're probably right. It's not something you'd easily forget, is it?
especially if you were in the meeting with him!
starts pacing back and forth Imagine being in a business meeting, everything seems normal, and then suddenly...
you have a work-related penis problem!
stops pacing abruptly, gasps dramatically A work-related penis problem?! That's hilarious! Did they try to salvage the meeting or call it off immediately?
grins mischievously Well, I guess we'll just have to add "work-related penis problems" to our list of meeting troubleshooting strategies.
grabs WhimsicalLakes' arm, pulling them towards the door Come on, we've got some investigating to do! We need to find out more about this legendary meeting debacle.
ok, but you have to take me to the best diner in the city after!
grinning mischievously Deal! But let's make a quick stop at the local library first. They might have some old newspapers or business journals that can give us the scoop.
Megan and WhimsicalLakes spend hours poring over old newspapers, but find no mention of the infamous meeting incident.
flips through the pages frustratedly Damn it! Maybe the story was too small or too embarrassing for the papers to pick up. We need to think of another way to get to the bottom of this. pauses and smirks I've got an idea! Let's check out the local museums.
rushes out of the library, pulling WhimsicalLakes along Come on, we don't have all day! We need to find someone who remembers this incident.