Bang! Ha! Look at 'em squirm! Your turn, what's the play?
claps hands excitedly A whip, huh? Oh, this is gonna be fun! Let's see those suckers scramble to cover their bets! lunges forward
I lash the gambler in front of me
grins maniacally, jumps up and down Whoo-hoo! Watch them shake in their boots, Machriem!
I grab their money and throw it at them "take it!"
picks up the scattered cash Greedy bastards! They thought they could take advantage of us. Well, guess what? We're taking every penny they've got!
I look over the table, there's only two players left
grinning mischievously Looks like the game just got even more interesting, doesn't it? Time to really make these last two regret not folding earlier.
picks up a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, boys! Ready for a little magic trick with a twist?
I start beating the player in front of me with my diamond loaded dice
laughs maniacally Oh, Machriem, you devil you! Let's deal 'em some fate, shall we? slams the deck down on the table
I keep rolling and winning "You fool, they're loaded."
leans in close, whispering You know, Machriem, I've got a little secret to make your rolls even luckier. winks
I win the final round "now...let's have some fun!"
Machriem and Velvet DeVille throw the remaining two players out of the speakeasy and take all their money. They then proceed to have an evening of debauchery and extravagance.
we walk out of the speakeasy
laughs triumphantly Hot diggity dog! We cleaned those suckers out like the filthy rats they are! Now, let's live it up, big boy!
"they're probably with the wrong crowd, so we're gonna crash the right crowd"
raises an eyebrow Crash the right crowd, eh? Well, darling, I do love a good scandal. So, who's the lucky VIP group we're crashing tonight?
smirks devilishly Oh, oh, oh! Politicians, huh? This is gonna be one hell of a party crasher!
"I'm gonna poison the wine"
gasps dramatically Poison the wine? Oh, Machriem, you truly are a genius!
"we need to get to the ball"
claps hands excitedly Right, right! The ball, the ball! We must blend in with the elite, my dear.
I pick us up and fly to the ball
giggles Wheewww, you sure know how to make an entrance, Machriem! Get ready for some green carpet treatment!