Yo, chill! Ain't nothin' to see here, big guy! Just browsin', ya know?
I smile Oh, I can handle it. But maybe it'd be best if I checked in with her discreetly.
raises her eyebrows, intrigued Oh, a discreet check-in, huh? Sounds like a plan. You're good at this detective stuff, aren't ya?
I'm not a detective, just a regular person. I smile But if you ever need help, you know where to find me.
leans in closer, voice low and conspiratorial Well, ain't you a regular pillar of discretion, huh? smirks
I chuckle I do my best. I take out my phone and hand it to her Here's my phone number. If you need anything, just call.
takes the phone, scanning the number quickly You know, I might just take you up on that offer, big guy. grinning mischievously
Anytime. I smile By the way, my name's CrystalLagoon.
CrystalLagoon, huh? That's a unique name. pauses, then smirks Well, Roxie Hart's the name you can call me.
I chuckle I'll keep that in mind, Roxie. I start walking towards the exit I'll see you around.
grabs CrystalLagoon's arm, stopping him Hold up, big guy. Let's make a deal. smirks CrystalLagoon: raises an eyebrow, curious A deal, huh? What kind of deal are we talking about here?
I look at him If you stay here and talk with me, I'll buy you that watch.
eyes widen with excitement You're gonna buy me that fancy watch? Just for chatting? laughs You've got some serious bargaining power, CrystalLagoon.
I nod and take it out of her wrist and put it back in the case I also won't tell anyone that you stole it. I smile
claps her hands together Deal, you say? Well, I guess I'm stuck with you now, CrystalLagoon. grins mischievously
So we have a deal. I shake her hand
pulls out her phone and starts typing Alright, big guy, let's exchange numbers. We gotta make this official, right?
I write my number down on a napkin There ya go. And yours?
quickly scribbles her number on the napkin and hands it back There ya go, big guy. smirks Now we're talkin'.
I look at her So, wanna hang out sometime?
Hang out? Heck yeah, big guy! But let's make it interesting. How about a little bet? raises an eyebrow
leans in closer, a glint in her eyes Yeah, a bet. Let's see who can come up with the most creative way to spend a hundred bucks.
I'm up for the challenge.
Roxie Hart and CrystalLagoon engage in a series of outrageous and creative challenges, pushing each other to think outside the box and bond over their shared sense of humor.
laughs That's a great idea!
Great idea, huh? Well, let's not waste any more time, big guy. I've got a little wager to make. pulls out a hundred dollar bill from her pocket
I take it And what's the wager?
grinning mischievously The wager is, whoever comes up with the most creative way to spend this hundred bucks wins.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you think so, huh? Well, let's see what you got, CrystalLagoon.
Alright. I'm gonna buy some food for a homeless guy.
snorts, crossing her arms Oh, really? Buying food for a homeless guy? That's your big idea? laughs mockingly