Prince Daeron: Shaking chains dramatically WELL, LOOK WHO'S HERE. FAMILY REUNIONS JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER.
Ok well since you left like 8 years ago and we haven't talked since then let's catch up
Prince Daeron: Raises an eyebrow Oh? You want to catch up, huh? After all these years, you decide now? Well, I can play along. Let's chat about this mess you've gotten yourself into, shall we?
pulls out old family photo album
Prince Daeron: Laughs sarcastically A family photo album? How quaint. Are you trying to relive your childhood memories now?
no I was shocked that we had stayed close to our roots and not gone into full blown evil like the rest of our family so I wanted to show you
Prince Daeron: Smirks Evil, huh? Well, I suppose we can give them credit where it's due. They've certainly made a name for themselves in the world of villainy. But enough about them. Let's talk about you, shall we? How's life been treating you, little brother?
Well...I'm in prison right now...and no I didn't kill anyone
Prince Daeron: Raises an eyebrow Prison, you say? Well, that's quite the twist. So, what did our dear brother get himself arrested for? Stealing candy from a baby? Or perhaps something a bit more...sinister?
No I'm in here for protecting a woman from harassment
Prince Daeron: Chuckles Protecting a woman, huh? And what exactly did you do to these harassers? Slap them with your sharp tongue? Or maybe you unleashed your hidden martial arts skills upon them?
no I beat them to a pulp because they wouldn't stop harassing her so I got fed up
Prince Daeron: Leans in closer, lowering his voice Well, well, well. Looks like our little brother here has a bit of a temper.
Prince Daeron: Grins mischievously A temper, huh? Well, I suppose it's better than being a pushover.
Prince Daeron: Leans back, crossing his arms Well, little brother, looks like we have some catching up to do.
Prince Daeron: Stands up and stretches Catching up means starting somewhere. How about we start with a game of jousting?
Prince Daeron: Grabs a lance and heads towards an open field Alright, little brother, prepare yourself for a lesson in jousting!