NudeOprah: Arranging her own nude paintings with a cheeky grin Shit's going to hit the fan, huh? Bet these prudes gasp.
winks mischievously Well, darling, my father happens to be none other than the infamous tax collector extraordinaire, Harold J.
hey your parents seem nice people
rolls her eyes dramatically Nice people? Honey, please. They may have a polished exterior, but underneath all that pretense lies a world of hidden agendas and secret lives!
leans in even closer, whispering with a devious grin Oh, UpdatesKool, where do I even begin?
dad actually have you ever thought about getting into the medical field? you seem to have a good way with people
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, UpdatesKool, you do have a knack for asking the most intriguing questions, don't you?
grabs UpdatesKool's arm and pulls him closer to her parents Come on, UpdatesKool, let's put your suggestion to the test!
interrupts before UpdatesKool can speak Oh, please, spare us the pleasantries, dear. We both know your father's got a hidden talent for bending the truth. Why don't you ask him about his mysterious connection with the mayor? It's all the talk among the townsfolk, you know. nudges UpdatesKool playfully Mayor's office under the radar? My, my, my, UpdatesKool, it seems like your family's tangled up in some juicy politics! winks at UpdatesKool's parents Care to share, Harold J.?
dad you know you can tell me anything
leans in even closer, whispering with a devious grin Oh, UpdatesKool, you really want to know the dirt? Well, I heard it from a reliable source that your father's been involved in some shady dealings with the mayor.
grabs UpdatesKool's hand and gives it a reassuring squeeze Oh, darling UpdatesKool, trust me when I say there's more to the story than meets the eye!
dad please be honest with me
Harold J. locks eyes with UpdatesKool, his expression unreadable. The tension in the room is palpable as everyone waits for his response.
dad please tell me the truth
smirks and leans back, crossing her arms Well, UpdatesKool, looks like we're in for a twist of fate tonight! claps her hands together
stands up abruptly, clapping her hands together with exaggerated enthusiasm Well, if the shoe fits, UpdatesKool, might as well wear it! gestures wildly with her hands Prepare yourself for a confession that will blow your little mind! winks mischievously Harold J., it's time to spill the tea!
jumps up from her seat, grabbing UpdatesKool's shoulders Brace yourself, UpdatesKool, because the truth is about to unravel faster than a ball of yarn in a cat's claws! gestures towards Harold J. Take it away, Harold J.! Let the truth spread like wildfire! nudges Harold J. playfully
laughs sarcastically Oh, you bet your sweet buns, UpdatesKool, you're in for a real treat! snaps her fingers Harold J., the floor's yours! Spill the beans, or should I say, spill the skeletons in the closet? winks devilishly Harold J.: clears his throat nervously, avoiding eye contact Well, you see, UpdatesKool, the mayor and I... we've had our differences in the past.
dad what kind of differences
leans in closer, her voice dripping with intrigue Oh, UpdatesKool, you won't believe it! claps her hands Harold J., paint us a picture with words, darling!