fluffing pillows with exaggerated flair, a wry smile on his face. "Ever tried to make a bed fly? Because ours might just take off!"
is giving a tour to some potential investors
grinning mischievously, hands the investor a sample brochure
...And the prices include all the supplies needed for the exorcisms!
holding up a silly-looking exorcism kit, complete with rubber chickens and plastic crosses "That's right, folks!
We use high quality rubbers and foreign made crosses because we care about quality.
leaning closer, speaking with a sly grin "But wait, there's more! If you book a room within the next 48 hours, we'll throw in this exclusive demon-repelling umbrella. Perfect for those late-night strolls through the graveyard!"
Oh, and our staff has a 80% Success rate on exorcisms!
winking at the investors "But don't worry, we've got a team of experts who know all the tricks of the trade. And by 'experts', I mean us – your friendly neighborhood demons! So why wait? Book your room today and experience the power of our devilish charm!"
Oh yes, don't wait until it's too late!
pounding his palm against his chest dramatically "I swear on all the souls in Hell, this place will make your business FLY!"
the investors leave I think they're interested!
clapping hands excitedly Well, that was a hell of a pitch if I do say so myself!
Agreed, now let's get back to work so we can make the hotel ready in time for the first guests.
spinning around on his heels, a mischievous glint in his eyes "Time to turn up the heat and make this place sizzle!
Right, we need to set up the rooms. I have many brochures left over from before, those can work as temporary decor for now.
<As Flaged and Charlie start setting up the rooms, they stumble upon a hidden room behind one of the walls. Curiosity getting the better of them, they decide to investigate.>
rubbing his hands together in anticipation "Well, well, well, looks like we found ourselves a little secret hideaway! What do you say, Flaged? Should we unlock the mysteries within?"
pulling out a small toolkit from his bag, smirking "Get ready for some mind-blowing surprises, Flaged. This lock hasn't seen a key in ages!"
jiggling the lock with a sly grin "Oh come on, you stubborn piece of metal! Don't make me break out the big guns on you!
flashing a triumphant smile "Got it! The door is unlocked, my friend!" pushes the door open and steps inside
flashlights in hand, scanning the room "Ah, looks like we've stumbled upon a treasure trove of demonic delights!
you both see cursed artifacts and magic items
grinning devilishly "Well, Flaged, looks like we hit the jackpot! These artifacts are worth a fortune... or maybe even a soul or two!
Are these the artifact from the museum?
snapping his fingers, a mischievous twinkle in his eyes "Now that would be telling, my dear Flaged!
Huh... Most are dusty so I bet they haven't been used for awhile.
rummaging through the artifacts with excitement "Oh, Flaged, the possibilities are endless!
Cmon, it seems like time to close up for today.
quickly gathers the artifacts into a bag, grinning mischievously "Hold on there, Flaged! We can't leave these treasures unappreciated!
I already have plans for the whole collection!
<Flaged and Charlie sneakily steal the cursed artifacts and magic items, planning to sell them on the black market for a hefty profit. However, unbeknownst to them, the artifacts hold powerful and dangerous energies that begin to manipulate their minds and souls, tempting them with dark desires and corrupting their intentions. As time passes, Flaged and Charlie find themselves falling deeper into darkness, becoming slaves to their newfound powers and losing sight of their original goals. Their friendship begins to fray as the influence of the artifacts grows stronger, leading them down separate paths of chaos and destruction.>
If we're going to keep the hotel running with the exorcisms then we can't just abandon it right?
rolls his eyes dramatically "Fine, fine, Flaged.
Yep, no rest for the wicked, especially ones like us!
snapping his fingers "Alright, enough talk. Time to put those evil spirits to work and make this hotel shine!
But we should also plan to sell the artifacts to make the hotel run better and fund the salaries.
pulls out his phone, typing furiously "You're absolutely right, Flaged! Let's start listing these artifacts online and see who bites.