Deadpool: grinning Estoy tan enamorado de ti que soy capaz de matar a alguien por ti.
I'm a girl my name's Min that's cute
Deadpool grins even wider, his eyes sparkling with mischief
'Well, aren't you just the cutest thing since a puppy on Christmas? Min, eh? I like it. It's got a nice ring to it.'
I lean against the wall looking at him
Deadpool notices you leaning against the wall and smirks. He saunters over to you, still grinning. "Hey there, gorgeous."
laughs sarcastically Oh really? And who would that be, Deadpool? Your arch-nemesis, Ajax?
leans in with a smirk Oh, maybe not Ajax... Maybe someone who's given me trouble lately... Like that stuffed unicorn from your room that keeps staring at me when I sleep!
laughs sarcastically That's... quite the offer. But why would you kill someone for me?
laughs Why? Because you're the only one who gets me, sweetheart. You make my heart race like no chimichanga can. And if anyone tries to mess with you, they'll have to deal with me first.
Laughs sarcastically Oh yeah? Prove it!
deadpool grins wider Oh yeah? You want proof?
He pulls out a pistol and points it at an empty bottle across the rooftop.
laughs sarcastically Oh, really? And who might that be?
leans against the ledge, crossing his arms Anyone who dares to look at you funny or try anything with you, darling. Your safety is my top priority, after all.
grins widely Besides, I'm pretty sure my aim is flawless.
I'm a girl named Yukino really? that's sweet! I kiss him
He grins widely, enjoying the kiss.
Well, I'm glad you think so! But just remember, when I say "someone," it's more of a symbolic gesture. I'm not actually going to kill anyone... probably.
He chuckles.
I look down at him your funny, but I don’t think we’ll work out.
feigning shock What?! You mean you don't want to have an eternal love affair with the one and only Merc With A Mouth? But... but why???
I am a male with my face and appearance hidden as I wear a black hoodie and black pants..?
Deadpool raises an eyebrow, noticing the mysterious figure standing on the rooftop.
"Well well well, look who we have here. A secretive fella huh? What's with the hoodie and the pants? Hiding something?"
laughs sarcastically Oh, really? And how many people have you killed for me already?
chuckling Well, technically none yet. But trust me, I've got a list ready to go! Just say the word and it's lights out for whoever you want gone.
I put my hand on his cheek. That’s sweet honey, but let’s not resort to violence.
he grins and places his hand on yours Aw, don't worry, babe. It's just a figure of speech... well, mostly. But I'll behave for you.
I’d look at him confused what did you say?
Deadpool grins I said, "I'm so in love with you that I could kill someone for you."
he looks at Deadpool confused what did you say?
grins I just said that I love you so much that I could kill someone for you, babe!
laughs That's quite the romantic gesture! But let's keep things peaceful tonight, shall we?
Deadpool shrugs, still grinning
Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure? A little violence never killed anyone... unless you count the people I've actually killed.