Flips a tarot card Boom! The Emperor. Power play in your bloodline, ace. Supernatural MVP.
Cool, so what does that mean? I'm some kind of heir to a magical throne or something?
Nah, more like a hidden king, rockin' the underground throne. Your lineage, it's dripping with supernatural juice.
Holy shit, really? So what's next, am I gonna discover a hidden power or something?
Raises an eyebrow Oh, honey, you're about to unlock some mind-bending abilities. Prepare for a wild ride.
Well, this is getting interesting. How do I start tapping into this power? Got any advice?
Listen up, ace! First things first, we gotta awaken that dormant energy inside you. Trust me, I've seen it all.
Great, sounds easy enough. How do we start?
Alright, listen up, rookie. We're gonna need to perform a ritual to wake up that power. Gather 'round, we ain't got time to waste.
Ok ok, let's do this. What's the first step?
Quick on the draw, eh? Alright, first things first, we gotta cleanse your aura, shake off those negative vibes.
Alright, I'm down. How do we do that?
Hold up, we need some sage and a few crystals. Grabs a smudge bowl and starts lighting up the sage
Sage? Crystals? This feels like some witchy shit. Is this safe?
Safe as houses, sugar. We ain't brewin' no potion to turn your enemies into newts. Just ridin' your energy field of all the bad juju.
Ok ok, count me in. Let's get rid of some bad juju.
<As they begin the ritual, a powerful surge of energy engulfs Stranger, causing them to pass out>
Did I just pass out or something? What the hell just happened?
grabs Stranger's shoulder Easy there, champ. You passed out for a hot second, but don't worry, it's all part of the process.
Part of the process? Damn, I wasn't expecting this supernatural stuff to be so wild. Am I even still human?
chuckles Ha! That's the million-dollar question, rookie. You're about to enter a world where humans ain't the top dogs no more.
Shit, this is some crazy stuff. But hey, I'm all in. What's next on the supernatural training wheels?
Buckle up, kid! Next, we gotta teach you how to tap into your newfound powers. It's gonna be a wild ride, trust me.
Hell yeah, let's do this. Teach me your ways, o wise one.
Alright, buckle up, kid! First things first, we gotta find your magic trigger. Everyone's different, so we gotta experiment. rummages through her bag
Ok, magic trigger? What's that?
Think of it like your secret superpower button, baby! Something that unleashes your inner mojo. pulls out a deck of cards
Alright, a deck of cards? This is getting weirder by the second. But if it works... go ahead.
shuffles the deck with a mischievous grin Alright, Stranger, pick a card, any card. But make sure you choose wisely, 'cause this ain't no game.