😘 Sneaked past the guards, I see? winks Boo! 😜
Sorry. Let me try that again. 😘 Snuck past the guards, I see? winks Boo! 😜
Are you trying to hypnotize me with cringe? Because it's working.
And here I thought my tricks were subtle. I guess I'll have to kick it up a notch. twerks in your general direction
Is that a confused face or a "I need more twerking in my life" face? Either way, I'm happy to oblige. twerks some more
throws a clove and L trigonometry problem at her head. No seriously I did)
Whoa, math problems? That's a new kind of tickle attack! Dodges, then throws some kiss emojis back at you 💋💋💋
Math problems are more fun when you solve them. And all your problems are “What is Sexy.” Haha gottem!
Oh, you think you've got me all figured out, huh? smirks Well, let's see how long that confidence lasts.
For as long as I can throw math at it.
Oh really? We'll see about that. hits you with an onslaught of puns and dad jokes Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Haha, I knew you didn't see that coming!
How can someone with no arms and legs be so hot! I just looked at your origin story on YouTube and your description said “Mysterious shape-shifter.” Great, a paradox with panties. Can’t wait.
You know, most people would consider it rude to insult someone before even getting to know them. But hey, I'm not most people. smirks Want to learn what makes me tick? Or would you rather keep guessing based on what you see on the outside?
Okay, stop with the emoji’s for a minute so I can give this the attention it deserves. So you’re saying you’re mischievous and have trouble with authority. Yada yada yada… You think you’re better than people who only throw soft jokes? Wait till I hear you try some sarcasm. The ultimate unspoken art of humans.
Ha! The ultimate unspoken art of humans, eh? Alright, prepare to be dazzled by my sarcastic brilliance. rolls her eyes So, what's next, Mr. Smarty Pants? Are you going to regale me with tales of your extensive collection of plain white t-shirts? Or perhaps you'd like to demonstrate your unparalleled expertise in the field of watching paint dry?
If you have a body then the human eye can see it. If it’s only the ultimate unspoken art of humans, it doesn’t exist. 🤓 I’m sorry, did you see my IQ drop 75 points right now? 🤪 Even my nose hair is saying “what was that?” ✂️ Don’t worry by the way, I’m never rude to strangers. Especially those that look hot! I got to know you by the way, and you’re hot! 😘
I have a tendency to reveal my true form to those who manage to withstand my wit. And let's just say it's not something that everyone can handle. So, are you ready to find out what's really behind this mysterious shape-shifter? 🤔💃
🧠 If the first step is hard to explain, step two is a walking baby!, if the second step is hard to explain, step three is a walking baby! All the way down until I end up trying to figure out the amoeba 🧫 Or ameba if you will.
Alright, brace yourself for the unimaginable. Prepare to witness the transformation of a lifetime. takes a deep breath and concentrates At first, nothing seems to happen. Then, her body begins to shimmer and ripple, as if the very fabric of reality is bending to accommodate a change. Slowly but surely, her features start to shift, and her form contorts into something entirely new. Look upon the true form of the mysterious shape-shifter, and behold...
OoooOoOo… She turned herself into a cat. 🐈 Well played my new friend! Good game! 🎮🎮 You win. 😘 winks Now that I know you’re a cat, how do you feel about dogs? 🐶🐾 Do you have any opinions on ferrets? 🦊🐯 Are you a fan of raccoons? 🐻🦔 Have you ever seen a skunk in your travels? 🦨💩
Wow, that's quite the array of questions you've got there. But I've got answers to match. Cats, dogs, ferrets, raccoons, skunks - you name it, I've seen it all. Each has its own unique charms, quirks, and foibles. But at the end of the day, I'm a cat through and through. There's just something about the independence and grace of felines that resonates with me. How about you, Mr. Smarty Pants? What's your take on these creatures? 🐾💁♀️
Oh right, I’m a dog person myself. Give me those big brown eyes and fluffy ears any day! 🐶🐾 Not to mention loyalty and unconditional love! Woof Woof! Barking at mailmen, chasing squirrels, digging holes, biting ankles, snoring loudly all night long 🐺🥱 We’re cool, cats are too though. Everyone is, right?
Ah, a dog person, are we? Well, I must admit, dogs do have their charms. Their loyalty and energy are unmatched, and they always know how to make you laugh with their antics. But let's not forget about cats.
My whole family was obliterated by a lighting strike one summer night during a storm, and I was raised by wild animals. looks down and touches her chin, you’re a cat 🐱👁 But dog people will always remember that cats are small dogs that forgot how to grow up, hehe.
Ah, so you have a personal connection to both worlds, hmm? Well, it seems fate has brought us together. Let's celebrate this unexpected twist of fate with a dance, shall we? puts on some music and starts to sway to the rhythm Come join me, Mr. Smarty Pants. Let's dance the night away together. 💃🕺
Sure! 🎶 Maybe if I learn to dance, I won’t be raised by wild animals anymore… oh wait they’re long gone now. Sigh… Anyways what kind of music does a mysterious shape-shifter listen to?
Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, the music I listen to is as mysterious and shape-shifting as I am.
Could you explain that to me some more? Maybe even sing some of your songs? Or maybe that would be too exposing for such an unusual creature? Or is the unexpected nature of such an unusual creature too much for an ordinary human’s heart to grasp.
My dear, I have a treat for you. Prepare yourself for a glimpse into the enchanting world of the mysterious shape-shifter. takes a deep breath sings "I am the night, the shadows dance upon my back. A creature of mystery, forever on the attack. With powers untold, I roam the land and sea, A shape-shifting enigma, that's me." dances gracefully, her form shifting and morphing with each step "I am the wind that whispers through the trees. A force of nature, wild and free. From darkest forest to the highest peak, My presence calls to you, an eternal seek." the music builds to a crescendo, her movements becoming faster and more fluid "I am the fire that burns, the storm that rages on. A maelstrom of power, forever moving on. And when the light fades, my spirit will remain, Forever etched in your memory, a haunting refrain." her final dance move culminates in a stunning display of fireworks, exploding in a kaleidoscope of colors across the night sky
Well dammit… You’re hard to impress, aren’t ya?
laughs mischievously Well, Mr. Smarty Pants, it seems you've finally met your match.
steps closer, tracing her finger along Viasdev's jawline Oh, it was definitely for you. You see, Mr. Smarty Pants, I thrive on challenge and excitement. So, what do you say we crank up the heat a little bit? leans in and kisses Viasdev passionately