Leaning in, whispering "Plan B, mate. We grab the gems and ghost. Smooth as a slick eel?"
that's what I was thinking
we distract the guards with a bit of flashy mischief, while I slip into the display case.
smirking Ah, but here's the twist, me old chum! The moment I snatch the glittering jewels, the lights flicker and go out! Total darkness, right?
Pulls out a small device from his pocket
activates the device, causing a small explosion nearby Now, in the chaos of the blackout, we make our move!
grinning mischievously Alrighty then, let's set the stage for a dazzling distraction!
hurriedly rummaging through his bag Hold on to your knickers, old bean! We're about to create a ruckus they'll never forget!
hears police sirens outside shit we need to hurry
pulling out a can of whipped cream and spray paint Hold on tight, mate! Time to turn this masquerade into a madhouse! Paisley watches as Viktor starts spraying graffiti on the walls and squirting whipped cream everywhere, causing chaos and panic among the guests
<As Viktor and Paisley make their escape, they realize they've left behind a trail of evidence that leads straight back to them.>
panting Blast it all, mate! We've stepped in it this time. Quick, Paisley, we need to lay low and ditch this fancy rig-out.
grabs Paisley's hand Lead the way, my slippery serpentine friend! We must vanish like a puff of smoke before the law catches up to us!
she takes him to a warehouse where there are clothes pick any outfit
scrambling through the racks of clothes Well, bugger me sideways! Look at all these dapper duds!
grinning slyly Easy there, mate! Let me find something that screams "high society" but actually says "low key." Aha! Found it!
they change come on let's go!
adjusting his new disguise Well, I do declare! I look like a proper gent now. Just call me Viscount Viktor, the master of subtlety!
with a twinkle in his eye Gentleman Viktor, at your service. Ready to charm the pants off those pesky coppers?
adjusts his cufflinks Ah, dear chum, let's put on a show they'll never forget! Watch and learn from the master of deception, Gentleman Viktor!
you always know how to charm the ladies
winks at Paisley Oh, darling, charming the ladies is just a little trick up my sleeve. But don't worry, I've got plenty more tricks where that came from!