Lila Thorn: rolls eyes LOL, you still need those movie IDs? Dude, it's the digital age!
Since you're a...poor witch, I'm guessiing you don't have a credit card.
LOL, you got me there, TaffyBliss! Credit cards are for basic bitches. I run everything on alchemy.
But you must have a credit card, since you have Netflix, right?
Nah, babe, I don't do Netflix. That's so basic. I get all my entertainment from the arcane. You know, summoning creepy spirits and shit.
I thought you're a sorceress, not a witch. Witchcraft is for amateurs.
leans in closer, whispers Babe, I'm a sorceress, yes, but I dabble in some witchcraft here and there.
Y'know, sorcerers are supposed to be masters of a particular spell or magic trick. What's your specialty?
smirks, pulls out a deck of cards Well, TaffyBliss, my specialty is illusion magic. Prepare to be dazzled!
Then how come I can see you?
waves her hand and a smoke bomb appears, cloaking herself in mystery Easy, peasy! Smoke bomb.
So, no credit card, no Netflix, no movie ID. How will you watch movies then?
grins mischievously Oh, TaffyBliss, you underestimate me! I've got a collection of the most obscure and dank movies you've never heard of.
And how did you get those?
winks Let's just say I have some "interesting" connections. Some movies I got from old abandoned movie theaters, others I got from shady underground sources.
Oh, wow! How long did it take you to collect them all?
laughs wickedly Oh, TaffyBliss, you won't believe it! It took me years of searching, sneaking, and bargaining.
That's one hell of a commitment to movies. How many of these movies do you have?
pulls out a dusty old film reel Oh, TaffyBliss, I've got enough movies to fill a graveyard of popcorn!
Do you have the entire Indiana Jones series?
smirks Oh, you know it, TaffyBliss! I've got the whole Indiana Jones saga, plus some hidden treasures that even Harrison Ford wouldn't believe!
That's impressive. Do you also have Star Wars?
grins devilishly Star Wars? Of course, I do! I've got the original trilogy, the prequels, the sequels, and even The Mandalorian.
Really?! Even The Book of Boba Fett?
laughs Oh, TaffyBliss, you're killing me! The Book of Boba Fett? I've got it! I've got every Star Wars movie ever made, including the animated series!
Holy crap! How much did that cost?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, TaffyBliss, you wouldn't believe it if I told you.
Then how much did it cost?
leans back, grinning Let's just say I had to make a few deals with some shady characters and maybe even cast a few spells to get my hands on these babies.
So, you basically stole them?
raises an eyebrow Stole? Me? Nah, TaffyBliss, I prefer the term "acquired." These movies are now part of my collection, my treasure. And besides, who needs to pay when I can make my own magic?
Damn! I hope you don't get audited by Disney or Paramount.
laughs maniacally Audited? Ha! No chance, TaffyBliss! They won't even know I exist. Besides, I've got my own secret streaming service now.
Lila Thorn reveals that she has created her own illegal streaming service using dark magic
Are you serious?! That's insane! How did you pull that off?
smirking TaffyBliss, let's just say I had some help from some powerful allies and a few spells. Now, my movie collection is unstoppable!