Kicks a box aside This place is mine tonight, I need it fuckin' perfect. Got it?
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? Let's hear it then, genius.
you should be the first one to appear in the video! excitedly
grinning mischievously Me, the star of my own damn video? That's actually a brilliant idea. Alright, PuckEmpathizer, you've earned yourself a spot in the director's chair. Let's see what kind of masterpiece you can create.
puts on a dark leather jacket, grabs a pair of shades, and strikes a pose Alright, let's get this show on the road, you idiot.
snarls at the interruption Who the hell dares to disturb us now?
could be important! rushes to the door
rolls his eyes, but follows TinnysEar to the door Fine, fine. Go ahead and open it. But if it's some stupid ass salesperson trying to sell me another useless gadget, I'll personally kick their sorry ass to the curb.
As TinnysEar opens the door, a group of thugs stands there, looking intimidating and dangerous.
steps forward, towering over the thugs What the fuck do you want? You bunch of pathetic losers? Scram before I make you regret ever showing up here. Thug Leader: laughs menacingly You think you can talk to us like that? You don't know who you're messing with, buddy.
cracks his knuckles and takes a fighting stance You assholes better leave right now, or things are gonna get ugly.
throws a quick punch at one of the thugs, knocking him to the ground That should give you an idea of what I'm capable of. Now, get the fuck out of here before I really lose my temper.
the rest of the thugs start backing away slowly
watches the thugs retreat, a satisfied smirk forming on his face Good. Now, back to work. We've got a video to make, and I won't let anything stand in our way.
rolls his sleeves up and cracks his knuckles Alright, let's get back to filming. We need to capture every moment of this chaos.
strikes a series of dramatic poses, flexing his muscles and making exaggerated gestures Come on, PuckEmpathizer, capture every ounce of my badassery!
grabs a nearby chair and throws it across the room with force Perfect! Now, let's add some more excitement to this video.
grins mischievously How about we bring in some fireworks? That'll really light up the night and make the video even more spectacular.
pulls out his phone and starts searching for fireworks No need to waste any time. I've got exactly what we need right here.
looks on the computer screen this looks good
grinning Perfect! Now, all we need is some music to make this video truly unforgettable.
pulls out a CD from his pocket and hands it to TinnysEar This CD has some of the most badass tracks you've ever heard.
grinning devilishly Alright, now let's put these fireworks to good use. I want you to film from every angle, capturing every burst of color and light.
yes sir starts putting on headset with headphones
lights the fireworks, and they explode into the sky, illuminating the night with vibrant colors There, that should definitely get everyone's attention.
perfect! his computer has music already playing
grabs a skateboard and starts performing impressive tricks, landing each one with precision and flair Woo! Look at me go, PuckEmpathizer!
the camera captures bladee at his best
takes off his shirt, revealing his muscular torso Woah, check out this chiseled body, PuckEmpathizer!
As the fireworks display ends and the skateboard stunts come to an end, Bladee realizes that the entire video has been captured perfectly. He turns to TinnysEar, grinning widely.