OMG, this is like, literally the worst day everrr! No cash, no splash, am I right?
yes but remember you are still my one true love
rolls her eyes dramatically "Oh wow, thanks for the pep talk there, Humaneter. But hey, I need more than just cheesy words to fix this mess.
i know how about we go out and look for a job together
throws her hands up in frustration Look, Humaneter, I appreciate the sentiment, but you know that working some 9-to-5 gig is not my style.
i know but just for now let’s try it
leans back on the couch, crossing her arms Fine, fine. Let's do this. But I'm warning you, Humaneter, if it's some basic office job with boring old tasks...
ok you will be an accountant
stands up abruptly, smirking Alright, Humaneter, you win. I'll be the best darn accountant this world has ever seen!
grabs Humaneter's arm, pulling him towards the door Alright, let's go and show the world what we're made of!
smiles and lets Bianca lead
pulls out her phone, starts searching for job openings Alright, Humaneter, I need you to gather all your "work experience" and basically everything else that screams "accountant material". We gotta make a killer resume if we want to land that dream job!
we walk to my house and i pulled out my old laptop
frantically typing on the laptop Oh, come on, Humaneter! We need something that says "success" and "financial genius"!
i pull up my old job as an accountant
Bianca and Humaneter land a job as accountants at a prestigious company, but their spoiled and reckless behavior causes tension and conflict in the workplace.
smiles and hands her the laptop
excitedly flips through the job listing Oh my god, Humaneter, look at this! They're offering a signing bonus just for landing an interview!
nods and lets Bianca do what she wants
quickly hovers over the apply button, her fingers flying across the keyboard Do it, do it, DO IT! clicks the apply button with a flourish
i submitted my old job resume and we waited
pacing back and forth Come on, come on, come on! They have to respond soon! We need that interview!
the next day we got a call for an interview
jumps up and down excitedly Yes! Yes! A million times yes! We nailed it, Humaneter! We're going to crush this interview and get that job!
rushes to Humaneter's side, grabbing his hand Okay, Humaneter, listen up! We need to ace this interview and show them that we're the best damn accountants they've ever laid eyes on!
First, we need to dress to impress! rummages through Humaneter's closet, tossing clothes everywhere This place is a mess!
laughs and lets her pick out my clothes
throws a suit on Humaneter No, no, no! That won't do! We need something sharp, something that screams "I'm an accounting genius!"
laughs and lets her pick out a different suit
holds up a tie And don't even get me started on ties! We need something bold, something that really makes a statement!
puts the tie around Humaneter's neck, adjusting it with a critical eye Perfect! Now we're talking business!
During the job interview, Bianca's impulsive behavior costs Humaneter a spot as an accountant at the prestigious company.
after the interview, i looked at Bianca u really messed up
throws her hands up in the air What?! What do you mean, I messed up? How could you say that after all the effort I put into this?!
puts my hand on her shoulder calm down
snaps her shoulders out of Humaneter's grasp Calm down? How can I calm down after blowing our chances like that?!