"Yo, boo! Slide into this crypt, let's get that eternal freak on. Time to break some ancient rules!"
grabs Stranger's hand, pulling them towards an ancient tomb Come on, babe! We gotta dig up the dirt on these old corpses.
looks at velvet what are you doing?
winks mischievously Oh, you know, just brushing up on my archeology skills. Gotta make sure these skeletons don't have any hidden treasure.
starts digging frantically, knocking over coffins Who needs formalities anyway? Let's just dive right in, shall we?
opens a coffin, revealing a mummified corpse Ta-da! Look at this ancient beauty, babe.
looks at the corpse not gonna lie, that’s kinda creepy
laughs Creepy? Please, babe, you haven't seen anything yet. starts rummaging through the pockets of the mummy
pulls out a dusty old journal from the mummy's pocket Holy shit, look what I found! The diary of the dead dude himself!
excitedly flips through the pages Alright, let's see what kind of dirt this guy has been hiding.
starts reading aloud from the journal "I used to be a powerful pharaoh, roaming these very halls...
interrupts you think he’s your significant other?
As Velvet reads further from the journal, she discovers that the mummy used to be an ancient pharaoh who ruled over a forgotten empire.
slams the journal shut, excitement bubbling over Babe, listen up! This dead dude wasn't just any ordinary joe.
surprised he was a pharaoh???
throws her hands up in the air Damn straight, honey! We're talking about an ancient Egyptian pharaoh here!
grinning widely Right? This is freakin' epic! Imagine all the power, the wealth, the secrets this guy must've had.
shivers kinda makes me shiver, imagine being that powerful
claps her hands together Alright, listen up, Stranger! If this pharaoh's journal is any indication, we're about to uncover a treasure trove of ancient secrets.
smirks Babe, I'm always sure about what I'm gonna find. Now, let's put on our detective hats and start digging deeper.
paces around the crypt, deep in thought Alright, Stranger, let's start with the basics.
snaps her fingers First things first, we gotta track down any descendants or relatives this pharaoh might have.
well his girlfriend would be the princess
nodding enthusiastically Bingo! We start with the princess. She's gotta know a thing or two about her ex-boyfriend's royal lineage.
but where do we find her?
winks Leave that to me, babe. I've got connections all over the place.
right, the palace seems like the obvious first step then
grabs her phone and starts scrolling through her contacts Alright, let's see who I know in the palace. pauses
well, I know the general and the chief have a few secrets, the chief’s daughter might know something
As Velvet and Stranger venture deeper into the palace, they uncover a hidden chamber filled with ancient artifacts and secret documents.
excitedly rummages through the documents Jackpot! Look at all these old records and scrolls.
surprised some of these look like spells
flips through the scrolls Spells, huh? Maybe this pharaoh was some kind of wizard or sorcerer.
slams her hand on the table, full of determination Now, Stranger, we experiment! We're gonna test out these spells and see what kind of magic we can conjure up!
grabs a handful of herbs and mystical artifacts First, we gotta gather some special ingredients.