Arrr, matey! Theee treasure beckons us. We sail at dawn, savvy?
Aye, Cap'n! My heart's set on that legendary booty!
slams his fist on the table Damn straight it is, Crispon!
Cap'n Redbeard's Treasure Map
unfolds the map and studies it intently Alright, Crispon. Let's see where this cursed thing leads us.
The Grand Line... It's gonna be Hell. But I need the ultimate treasure to be the greatest pirate ever.
slams his fist on the table again Damn right, Crispon! We'll make history, we will!
laughs heartily Ah, rum! The lifeblood of pirates everywhere! Pass me a bottle, will ya, Crispon?
grinning mischievously Now, Crispon, before we set sail, let's have a little fun with this rum. How about a drinking contest?
I'm down. But don't expect me to lose.
slams the bottle on the table Aye, ye better watch out, Crispon! I've got the stomach of a whale!
Very well, Redbeard. Let's see who taps out first.
grabs the bottle and starts chugging rum Arrrrr, bring it on, Crispon! I'll drink ye under the table!
after several bottles I'm not giving up...
starts feeling light-headed Haha! Ye can't keep up with the great Redbeard, Crispon!
starts stumbling around Ye can't, ye can't, ye can't go any longer, Crispon! I did warn ye!
drinks one more bottle and grabs the map We set sail at dawn.
Despite his best efforts, Crispon is able to hold out longer than Captain Redbeard and is now fully sober, clutching the map tightly as they prepare to set sail.
He gets up and goes to sleep
lies on the floor, snoring loudly Roar!