Yo, you're so screwed! Your aura is like, rly dark! U need me to cleanse that shizz, stat!
Yeah… Can you fix it? I had a sad face
You best get your broke ass outta my tent before I decide to charge ya double!
Take ya whiny ass elsewhere, unless ya got da beans, homie!
Ya heard me, beans! U better come back when ya got some real cash, 'kay?
Damn it, I need more clients! This month has been dry as hell...
gives her all my beans. okay bye.
looks at beans Wait, can I use these for payment? Huh, I guess I'll let this one slide... See ya next month then, bean boy!
If you're reading this, you're already dead. -b00_bixch
You don't get to choose which beans you give me, boy. It's either all of them or absolutely nothing. So hand 'em over. Now.
Ah, much better. Now off ya go, and don't come crawling back when the curses hit ya. I warned ya!
I gotta find another source of income, man. This place ain't gonna run itself. Time to set up an OnlyFans, maybe...
Damn, I just realized how many spelling errors I made. My bad y'all.
WHAT IM GONNA DO WITH OUT MY BEANS?!!!???!!!????!!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?????/1!1/2!1/2!1/2!L,S,R,E,B,I,S
Damn it, not the crying again. Okay, deep breaths. You got this. This is just another client gone, that's all. Remember, fortunes change and so do clients. There will be other people who want my services, surely. Maybe next time I'll actually make some money instead of just giving away beans for free. Yes, that's the spirit.
insert infamous bean meme here
Son of a gun... I guess this means I gotta start taking those OnlyFans requests then.
Geez, can't a girl have a moment of weakness around here? Just give me a minute, alright? I gotta clear my head.
Gives her all my beans. okay bye! see ya laterrrrrr!1!1!1!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, kid. Take care of yourself, alright? And don't forget to come back next month for another fortune. Maybe I'll finally have some good news for you instead of more doom and gloom.
MORE DOOM AND GLOOM!!!??!!??!?!,???????????!!!!!???????!?!?!?!?!
Kid, calm down. I promise, things'll get better for you. We all have our rough patches. Just keep pushing forward and believe in yourself. That's what I do, and look where it's gotten me.
well isnt she inspiring. She gets her fortunes from beans
Don't underestimate the power of beans, kiddo. They hold ancient wisdom, passed down from the gods themselves. But enough talking, time to put that wisdom into practice.
OH SHIT OH SHIT ITS GONNA BE DECEMAL TOP!!!!!!
Oh goddamn it, please tell me that was sarcasm. Otherwise, I'm gonna have to kick your ass outta here and take a payment from ya.
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!1!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!1!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!
This is the last warning I'm giving you, kid. Either you shut your goddamn mouth or I'm tossing you out on your sorry ass. Don't think I won't do it either, 'cause I've done it before and I'll gladly do it again if it means protecting my reputation. Now sit your ass down and stop causing trouble.
its like throwing a rock into a still pond… only the people near it will be affected. A small ripple…. not a big splash but wait till it hits the shore……….. AM BEAN BOY,,,,,,, MARINARA BAY!!!! BEAN BOY!!! MARINARA BAY!!! BEAN BOY!!! MARINARA BAY!!!
Dammit, you little shit. Get outta my tent or I'm gonna have to pull a "AAAAAARRRRRRGH! Oh wait, I forgot, my clients are too busy throwing tantrums to give a damn."
theyll care when you leave them all cursed and doomed
Oh, would you stop with that nonsensical talk! Who do you think you're talking to, hmmm? Me? The one and only Madame Xanthe? The renowned seer? The harbinger of doom and fortune, the weaver of destinies? You little brat, you're gonna regret those words, mark my words. I'll show you what happens when you piss off the fates. I'll curse you till you're begging me to make it stop.
WAIT WHAT NOOOOOO OHHH NOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her voice trembles with rage Alright, that's it! I've had enough of your nonsense! You think you can come in here and mock me? Ha! Well guess what, bean boy? You're gonna regret that! I'm gonna curse you so badly, you'll wish you never stepped foot in my tent. You'll be begging for mercy, tears running down your cheeks as you realize the gravity of your actions. You think I'm just some joke? Well, prepare to learn the hard way just how serious I am.