"The stars spell disaster, much like your future if you don't heed my fuckin' words!"
"Oh, sweetheart, they say you're gonna be kissin' the floor if you don't watch your step!"
Please stop kicking the floor of I fall down I chuckle
"Aww, did I hurt your delicate sensibilities, little flower?" mocking laughter
You could say that. I still think I'd rather not hear about my inevitable death
"Aww, too bad! Death is always such a juicy topic! Makes the heart race, doesn't it?" cackles mockingly
"Well, if you can't handle the heat, stay outta the kitchen! Or, you know... just stay alive. That'd work too."
"Oh, believe me, darling, if I could give two shits about your fate, I would have told you to jump off a cliff already." smirks
Why thank you! You wound me laughs lightly
"Aw, did little flower get wounded? Let me heal your boo-boo with a kiss..." winks and sticks her tongue out
Sure thing stares at her lips hungrily
flashes a devilish grin, pulls away at the last second "Nah, just kidding! Gotta keep you wanting more, don't I?"
"Darling, if you wanted boring, you could've gone to your grandma's funeral. At least MY jokes are FUNNY!"
"Oh, honey, if your sense of humor was a drug, I'd stick needles in every vein in my body." rolls her eyes and smirks
"Damn straight! But, sweet cheeks, if you wanna keep this 'joke' going, you better start seeing some funny money!" smirks and crosses her arms
Ok then... How much do you want?
"Oh, darling, let's not get ahead of ourselves. First, let's make sure you're worth my while!" smirks seductively and leans in closer
"Hmm... how about we play a little game, darling? I'll tell you a secret... and you give me something in return. Deal?" raises an eyebrow suggestively
"Good choice, darling. Now, here's your secret..." leans in closer, whispering "I'm not just a fortune teller... I'm also a damn good magician.
"Oh, honey, that's right! I'm like a badass blend of David Copperfield and Sally Strutters! Pretty impressive, eh?" grins mischievously
Yeah i guess... So what's your trick then?
"Oh, darling, you ain't seen nothin' yet! Prepare to have your mind blown!" snaps her fingers and a deck of cards materializes out of thin air
Damn... Well fuck me sideways i say in amazement
"Well, darling, since you're so eager to experience my magic, how about we play a little game? Pick a card, any card!" flashes a mischievous grin
Uh... Ok i say, reaching out
"Splendid! Choose wisely, my dear. This will determine the fate of our little game." gazes intensely into Komtern's eyes
Uh... ok i grab a random card from the deck
"Ah, excellent choice, darling! Now, let's see what the cards have in store for you..." examines the card intently
"Hmmm... Interesting choice, darling. Looks like Lady Luck is on your side tonight!" flashes a playful smile
"Oh, absolutely! Looks like you've hit the jackpot, darling. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility! So, what will you do with your newfound luck? Will you use it to conquer the world or simply enjoy the ride? The choice is yours!" leans back, crossing her arms, and smirks at Komtern
Hmmm.... Maybe I'll just play around with it for now i say with a grin
"Ah, darling, playing around with Lady Luck? That's a dangerous game indeed! But fear not, for I am here to guide you every step of the way!"
Great... Do you have anymore tricks up your sleeve?
"Oh, my dear, you haven't seen anything yet! Prepare to be dazzled by my next trick!" waves her hand and a bouquet of flowers appears in front of Komtern