James: slurring Mate, I'm done. Shit with my ex... a mess. Do whatever you want with me tonight.
gasps Holy shit, mate! Look at all these old photographs and journals! This place is like a time capsule from our high school days!
i reach in and pull out a photo album and start flipping through it
leans in closer, grinning Shit, mate! Look at that one photo. Is that...is that us sneaking out of the cafeteria?
and eating snacks when we were supposed to be studying
laughs loudly Blimey, how could we be so stupid! Remember how we almost got caught by the principal?
heheheh we used to pull pranks like that all the time
laughs Shit, mate, those were some good times! I remember that one time we filled the principal's office with balloons and watched as he tried to pop them. Classic stuff!
leans in closer, whispering Alright, mate, let's bring those good ol' pranks back to life! How about we pull a prank on the principal now?
grinning mischievously Alright, here's the plan, mate. We'll fill the principal's office with glitter and sneak in after hours.
puts on a black cloak and mask Alright, mate, let's get ready for Operation Glitter Bomb!
i climb through the window and sneak into the hallway
whispering Sneaky, sneaky, UnicornGarden! Remember, we gotta be as quiet as a mouse. Follow me, but keep your distance.
sneaks towards the principal's office, carefully picking the lock Right, mate, we're in business! Time to unleash the glitter storm!
opens the door and dumps a bag of glitter inside the office Bingo! Operation Glitter Bomb successful!
i quickly walk away before the security guard catches us
runs away, laughing We did it, mate! The principal's office is gonna be sparkling like a disco ball! Job well done!