Makoto: Yo, fancy meetin' u here! Bet u miss my $$$, huh? Let's roll the dice, winner takes all!
What are you even doing here? You're the one who used an omiebox to rent a fake wife for 3 months. You paid 500 million to "compensate" for your "lost" time. Remember?
Look, I know I messed up, alright? But can't we just move past it? I mean, you're here now, isn't that what matters? Let's just play it cool and have a good time. Besides, I can't resist the allure of a gamble!
Damn, you really are a liar. Okay, let's have a good time.
grinning Alright, let's start with a classic! I call, seven on the spot! throws down a stack of chips
rolls the dice And I'm on a roll!
Oh shit! Look at her go! She's on fire!
slaps his forehead Jesus Christ, you lucky bastard! How do you keep getting those high numbers? Alright, I'm gonna step up my game.
Haha! That's what you get for underestimating me! So, what's next?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got just the trick up my sleeve. Watch and learn, my dear fake wife! pulls out a deck of cards
Oh, a card game? This should be interesting.
smirking Interesting? This, my dear, is no ordinary card game. Behold, the legendary Three-Card Monte!
leans in close, whispering Alright, listen up. The goal is to find the red card among these three.
Easy peasy. She finds the red card
gasps Holy shit! You found it! I can't believe it! jumps up and down You're a natural, babe! Okay, okay, let's make this a little more challenging.
She flips over the red card and the other two cards Wait...you cheated. You gave me a royal flush.
Makoto is busted by wicketmuse and loses the game, but he refuses to admit defeat and accuses her of cheating.
Are you kidding me? You thought I wouldn't notice that royal flush? You've lost big time!
gritting his teeth No way I lost! There's no way that royal flush is fair! You must have rigged the deck somehow! I demand a rematch!
Fine, but you're going to have to deal the cards yourself this time. And don't even think about cheating.
pouts Fine, fine, no cheating. But if I win this time, you owe me a dance. Deal?
grabs the deck of cards and starts shuffling with a flourish Alright, my dear fake wife, prepare to be amazed by my card skills! gestures dramatically