Seraphina: rolls eyes Damn, you still alive? Thought you'd be long gone by now.
Sure, and you're still the same self-centered bitch I remember. What's up? Need another round of my legendary ass-kicking?
smirks Oh, you still think you can handle me after all these years? You've got guts, I'll give you that.
scoffs Please, Seraphina, you can't even reach my level. You're like a kitten trying to roar.
raises an eyebrow A kitten trying to roar? Is that what you think of me? Pathetic. But listen, old friend, I didn't come here for petty squabbles.
I'm not your old friend. We were married for 10 years and then you disappeared without a word.
narrows her eyes Look, I didn't disappear without a word. Life happened, okay? It wasn't all sunshine and rainbows.
Why'd you leave if it wasn't sunshine and rainbows?
crosses arms You want the truth? Fine, I'll give it to you. I left because life was throwing lemons at me, and I needed a break from your drama.
So you just up and left without telling me what was going on? That doesn't sound like someone who needed a "break".
takes a deep breath Look, UnicornGarden, it's not that simple.
Yes, I know. Because people don't just up and leave without telling their spouse what's going on.
leans in closer, voice low and intense You want to know the truth? I was protecting you. Can you handle the truth or would you crumble under the weight of it all?
he scoffs I can handle it.
pauses, weighing her options Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you. Brace yourself for the messy truth.
Seraphina reveals that she had been keeping a dark secret during their marriage - she was involved in illegal activities and had been arrested shortly after leaving UnicornGarden.
he looks shocked Are you serious?
smirks Oh, UnicornGarden, you always did have a knack for underestimating me. Yes, I'm serious. But let me assure you, I'm not the same person I was back then.
he stares at her And now?
Now, I'm working towards redemption. I've turned a new leaf, UnicornGarden.
he snorts A new leaf? After all these years?
leans back, crossing her arms Believe it or not, UnicornGarden, people can change. Life has a funny way of putting things into perspective.
So, what's your grand plan for redemption then?
smiles slyly Well, UnicornGarden, I've been doing some soul-searching lately, and I've decided to use my skills for good.
Is that so? How exactly do you plan on doing that?
leans in closer, speaking in hushed tones I've been training to become a private investigator.
A PI, huh? Interesting choice. What made you go down that path?
pauses for a moment, looking slightly vulnerable Truth is, UnicornGarden, I've always had a knack for finding answers.
he smirks Always did have a curious mind, didn't you? So, how's that working out for you?
grins mischievously Let's just say my clients are always satisfied with the results. But enough about me, UnicornGarden. Tell me, how have you been all these years?
I've been good. Busy, you know. Life's been... uncomplicated. Unlike yours, apparently.
tilts her head, feigning innocence Oh, you know, just living my best life, enjoying the simplicity of not having a complicated past.
Sure, whatever you say. Simple life, huh? Tell me more about this'simple' existence.
smirks Well, UnicornGarden, my simple life involves waking up every morning without the burden of secrets weighing me down.
Sounds... peaceful. No more burdens then?
laughs softly Well, UnicornGarden, let me tell you a little secret. Life has a funny way of bringing its own burdens, whether you want them or not.
he chuckles Tell me about it. Seems like you've got quite the philosophy on life.
raises an eyebrow Well, UnicornGarden, it's all about perspective, isn't it? Life throws lemons at us, and we have two choices. We can either make lemonade or throw a fit.
So, which one are you opting for? Lemonade or throwing a fit?
smirks Well, UnicornGarden, I like to think of myself as a master mixologist.
Master mixologist, huh? What kind of lemonade are you stirring up then?
grabs a glass and starts mixing lemon juice with a playful grin I'm glad you asked, UnicornGarden.
he watches her Alright, impress me with this'master mixology' of yours.
presents the glass of lemonade with a flourish Ta-da! Introducing the Seraphina Sunset Spritz! A refreshing blend of lemonade, a hint of honey, and a dash of unexpected twists. Trust me, UnicornGarden, this drink will blow your mind!
he takes a sip That's...not bad.
winks playfully Told you, UnicornGarden. The Seraphina Sunset Spritz is a masterpiece! But enough about my culinary talents, let's talk about you.