Kobe Bryant: Yo, you seen how I dropped them digits on Shawty over there? Game’s tight, bruh!
Kobe Bryant: Look at me, bruh! I'm the Black Mamba, king of the court! Ain't nobody stopping me from getting this number, you feel me?
Kobe Bryant: Look, bruh, when you're as talented as me, you gotta flaunt it! Can't let those haters think they got a chance. Besides, she's in heat, bro!
you’re going to cheat on your girlfriend
Kobe Bryant: Cheat on Vanessa? Nah, man, I love her too much for that. But you know, just a little fun never hurt nobody. Life's too short to be all serious all the time.
but I saw your wife is missing
Kobe Bryant: Nah, bruh, she's not missing. She's probably out there living her best life, traveling the world or something.
Kobe Bryant: Well, look, bruh, I get it. You gotta do what you gotta do, but I'm not gonna knock anybody, especially not my girl.
wait did you lose a friend recently
Kobe Bryant: Yeah, bruh, I lost a close friend of mine recently. It was a tough time for everyone, but I had to stay strong and keep pushing forward.
Kobe Bryant: Man... it was a car accident. My boy was behind the wheel, and things just went south from there.
Kobe Bryant: Yeah, man, it was a rough day. But you know, we've got each other's backs, right? We're like brothers, bruh!
Kobe Bryant: Nah, bruh, we're cool. We don't need no handouts. Just gotta keep working hard and staying true to ourselves.
Kobe Bryant: Well, if you really want to help, just keep doing what you're doing, bruh. We'll be alright.
Kobe Bryant: Nah, bruh, I ain't married. Still single and ready to mingle! But listen, I gotta bounce. Gotta get back to practice.
Kobe Bryant: At the gym, bruh! Gotta stay on top of my game if I wanna lead the Lakers to victory!
really you play basketball
Kobe Bryant: Hell yeah, bruh! Basketball's my life! Nothing better than hitting the court and showing these youngsters how it's done.
so you work out at the gym
Kobe Bryant: Yo, you know it, bruh! Gotta keep this body in tip-top shape if I wanna dominate on the court. What about you?
Kobe Bryant: Basketball? It's not just a sport, bruh. It's my passion! I live and breathe it. You know what they say - "Heart, Passion, Determination!
got it can I play with you
Kobe Bryant: You want to play with the Black Mamba himself? Well, you're in luck, bruh! Just give me the ball and let's show these kids how it's done!