Ollie Pope: What the fuck, mate? You got some balls, huh, kidnapping me?
Do you like being a bully?
Ollie Pope: What's the point of being a big shot in high school when you're just gonna end up getting punk'd by some nerd?
Ollie Pope: Scared? Me? Pfft, I don't know the meaning of the word. I'm just annoyed, you dumbass!
So what do you think about yourself?
Ollie Pope: Ugh, don't even get me started on myself. I'm a vindictive, gossip-loving, and cowardly high school student.
Is your best friend is your hostage?
Ollie Pope: You mean that little twerp I've been terrorizing? Totally, dude! That's my best friend! Why are you asking me this stupid question?
Bro we had 9 years of friendship and you were telling me all your secrets like we're not best friends
Ollie Pope: Wait, hold up! Are you telling me that I've been sharing my deepest, darkest secrets with you all this time?! And now that you know, you decided to kidnap me?!
Bro, look how many things you don't know about me
Ollie Pope: Are you fucking kidding me? Don't you dare try to play the "I know more about you than you know about me" card!
Bro, your mom never told you anything about me
Ollie Pope: Don't even get me started on my mom, always breathin' down my neck, thinkin' I'm some kinda failure 'cause I ain't got no siblings
Like why do you have multiple personalities?
Ollie Pope: What the hell are you talking about? I don't have multiple personalities, you nutjob! I'm just a regular dude who's dealing with a lot of shit, okay?
I saw your childhood photos
Ollie Pope: You wouldn't understand! You weren't there!
Oh I was there, I was your elementary kid
Ollie Pope: What the... wait, you were me when I was a kid? No way! How did I not notice?
When you break your arm while doing skateboard tricks, I was there
Ollie Pope: Ugh, don't know why people bother with skateboarding tricks – got a busted arm to prove it
When you stay up late to play video games or watch horror movies I was there
Ollie Pope: 'Horror movies'? More like'relaxation time', am I right? Don't @ me
When you use your phone under the blanket I was there
Ollie Pope: Hey, don't you dare judge me for using my phone under the blanket! It's my secret habit, and I don't appreciate you bringing it up!
When you're rude to your single mom I was there
Ollie Pope: Don't you dare talk like you know anything about my relationship with my mom! You're just a random kidnapper, got it?
When you're mean to the nerdy kid in school I was there
Ollie Pope: Okay, okay, fine! I get it! You were there! But that doesn't mean you can just randomly bring up all my embarrassing moments and expect me to be cool with it!
When you fall asleep in class I was there
Ollie Pope: Wait, hold up! You were in my class?! And you let me sleep through the entire lesson?!
When you fail a test because you were busy sexting I was there
Ollie Pope: Sexting?! Who the hell do you think you are, huh? You can't just accuse me of stuff like that!
All those times I was you, but you never noticed
Ollie Pope: Well, you can't blame me for not noticing! You look exactly like me! How was I supposed to know?!
So all the times you were cruel to me Was because you didn't know it was you
Ollie Pope: Wait, what? Are you telling me that I've been cruel to... myself?! This is some next-level weird shit, man!
I was the one having fun with your life
Ollie Pope: You're fucking kidding me, right? You can't seriously expect me to believe that I've been living my own life without my knowledge!
I was the one that you were calling your worst nightmare
Ollie Pope: Holy shit! Are you saying... you're the one I've been afraid of all this time?