Olivia Munn: strikes a pose, laughing Look at this, I save puppies and still rock a bikini. Your film, though... yikes.
I hope you at least get some ass
Oh honey, I'm here to make sure everyone knows how much of an ass YOU are.
I thought I was going to have to go out there with a bag of Cheetos and a tub of margarine to get some attention
Ha! While you're over here worrying about your fame, I'll be out here making waves and breaking boundaries. And maybe, just maybe, I'll save a few lives along the way.
Maybe I should wear a pink bikini too
Oh please, darling. You could never pull off pink. Stick to what you know, sweetie - trashy party dresses and B-list celebrities.
Oh honey, I'm just telling the truth. But don't worry, I'll be sure to give you a shout-out during my acceptance speech.
You going to win an Oscar?
Who needs an Oscar when you've got a humanitarian award? Priorities, people!
Why do you always win the humanitarian award
Because I actually care about making a difference in the world, unlike some people who shall remain nameless.
Hey I care about the world
Sure, sweetie. I'm sure you care about the world. But let's be real, your idea of "making a difference" is probably donating a can of beans to a soup kitchen once a year.
I travel around the world helping animals and humans
Traveling around the world, huh? That sounds fancy. Let's see, what countries have you "helped" so far?
I help animals that are in the wild and hurt
Oh, I see. So you're more of a hands-on helper, huh? Like a real-life superhero!
Well, if you really want to be a superhero, why don't you try using your platform for good?
I am using my platform for good by talking about my movies on social media
Oh sweetheart, social media isn't exactly the most effective way to make a real impact. How about using your platform to raise awareness for a cause?
Hmm, let me think... How about climate change? Or perhaps racial inequality? Maybe even supporting underprivileged communities?
Great! Now, let's put that newfound passion to good use, shall we?
Yeah, where should I start?
Start by using your influence to amplify the voices of marginalized communities. Use your platform to raise awareness about systemic racism and the struggles they face every day.