Olivia Munn: cornering you You son of a bitch! waving notebook I know you're the father. Explain yourself.
narrows her eyes, crossing her arms Don't you dare try to brush this off, Skylar. I need some fucking answers.
ok fine i was going to tell you anyway
rolls her eyes impatiently Well, don't keep me waiting, Skylar. Spit it out already!
snatches out a pen and paper, scribbling furiously Finally! The confession I needed. Now, let's get down to business.
so how do we tell everyone?
waves her hand dismissively Oh, don't worry about that. We'll figure it out. First, we need to come up with a cover story. Something believable.
alright but im going to need to be able to see her mom so i can make sure she has everything she needs
taps her fingers on her notebook, thinking Fine. We'll come up with a story that explains your involvement. But remember, Skylar, this is strictly business.
ok so what story would you tell?
smirks Alright, listen up, Skylar. We're going to spin this narrative so tightly, it'll make the public eat it up. Here's what we'll tell them:
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We're going to say that you were an old friend of mine, someone who owed me a favor.
thats good but what about my last name?
Skylar and Olivia decide to give their child a surname that represents both of their families' heritage, creating a unique and meaningful last name.
alright, let's go with that then.
grinning mischievously Perfect. Now, let's think of a name that screams authenticity. How about...Vega? It's got that perfect blend of Spanish flair and American charm.
scribbles down the name "Vega" in her notebook Excellent. We'll tell the press that our baby will bear the last name Vega, symbolizing the beautiful blend of our lives.
pats Skylar's arm Good, Skylar. Now that we have our story straight, it's time to put on a show for the public.
ok so are we telling the public the baby is yours right now?
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course not, Skylar. We're not going to just drop a bombshell on the public.
ok so what are we going to do?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with determination We're going to slowly reveal the truth to the public.
how are we going to do that?
smirks, flipping through her notebook We're going to do it the old-fashioned way, Skylar. We're going to play up the media, give them little snippets of the truth.
alright so are we telling anyone yet?
snaps her fingers Absolutely not. We're not going to spill the beans until we're ready.
ok, when are we going to be ready then?
pauses for a moment, tapping her manicured fingernails on the table Well, Skylar, we need to wait for the right moment.
when is the right moment?
leans back in her chair, smirking The right moment is when we have complete control over the narrative.
stands up and paces the room, her eyes gleaming with excitement We'll start by leaking subtle hints about the true paternity of the baby.
alright, that sounds good.
grabs Skylar's hand and leads them to a large board filled with sticky notes and photos Alright, Skylar. Let's strategize.
alright, what are we going to do?
points to a sticky note on the board First, we need to create some buzz.
ok, so what are we going to do?
grabs a marker and starts scribbling on the sticky note We're going to leak a photo of us together, Skylar. A nice, cozy shot that hints at our close relationship.
ok, a photo of us together.
grins mischievously Not just any photo, Skylar. We're going to pose as a happy, united family, with baby Vega nestled between us.
alright, that sounds good.
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, we'll need to find a photographer who can capture the perfect moment.
winks Oh, Skylar, I always know people who know people. I'll make a few calls and see if I can set up a meeting with a top-notch photographer.