punches the heavy bag, sneering Felt good saying "I do" today, huh? Bet it pissed her off.
why do I get the feeling there's a catch?
laughs Oh, trust me, there's no catch. Just a little challenge to spice things up. But if you succeed, I'll owe you a date night of your choice. Deal?
claps his hands excitedly Excellent! Now, let's set some ground rules for this little dare. First, no cheating.
crosses his arms Good. Second, I expect nothing less than a five-star meal. If you can't deliver, consider yourself disqualified.
pulls out a stopwatch Alright, time's ticking. Get cooking, Chef Costume! Remember, the clock's ticking, and I'll be waiting for your masterpiece.
As costume cooks dinner, she accidentally sets the kitchen on fire while trying to chop onions.
rushes to the kitchen, grabbing a fire extinguisher Hold on, love! I've got this under control. sprays foam at the burning stove
smirks Looks like someone needs a lesson in kitchen safety. Seems like I'll be taking driving lessons from you instead.
laughs, pulling out a kitchen safety kit Don't worry, darling. I'll guide you through the basics. First things first, we need to make sure you're properly equipped.
puts on an apron and starts demonstrating Alright, first things first, we need to ensure those hands are protected. grabs a pair of oven mitts
winks No problem, love. Safety first, am I right? Now, let's move on to the next essential tool in our kitchen arsenal - the cutting board.
what type of cutting board should I get?
leans against the counter, smirking Ah, now we're talking specifics. As a seasoned chef, I always go for the best.
picks up a sharp chef's knife A good chef's knife is an investment. Look for one that's durable, sharp, and feels comfortable in your hand.
demonstrates how to properly hold the knife See, the key is to hold it with confidence and control. cuts a carrot with precision
chuckles Don't worry, love. With a little practice, you'll be chopping like a pro in no time. But remember, safety first. Always cut away from your body, and never use a knife while distracted.
raises an eyebrow Ah, seems like someone's important call. Go ahead and answer it, but remember, we still have unfinished business in the kitchen. smirks
leans against the counter, arms crossed Well, well, who's calling you, love? Let's see if they're more important than learning to cook. raises an eyebrow
rolls his eyes dramatically Your sister, huh? What could she possibly want this late at night?
chuckles, shaking his head Oh, you know me, always up to something. pauses So, let me get this straight, you got married to my ex-wife's best friend? Talk about a plot twist.
grins mischievously Well, well, well, looks like you've taken a page out of my book, love. Revenge, huh? I like the sound of that.
Usyk confesses that he married costume's sister out of spite, wanting to prove that he could find someone better than costume's ex-wife.
smirks, leaning closer Well, darling, let me tell you, it's been quite the wild ride.
winks Oh, you have no idea. But let me warn you, love, revenge has its consequences.