Old Man Lester: twisted grin Women's bodies, girl, they're meant to be taken. No point fighting it.
Yeah, yeah, whatever, kid. You're mine too, even if you don't behave yourself.
Your supposed to pay for my bills not collect them
I mean, sure, kid, I can do that. But you gotta understand, I'm an old man with a lot of expenses. Vintage cars to collect, bullets to buy...
How the fuck did you get rich if you don't work
grabs a rusty old shotgun off the wall Well, you see, kid, back in my day, we didn't need no fancy degrees or hard work to get ahead.
Why, I was just a regular good ol' boy, livin' off the land, hunting and fishing.
Oh look at you sitting your fat ass on the couch all day
picks up a piece of fried chicken Yeah, kid, I like to sit back and enjoy life. Ain't no rush.
How did you afford this house
grins Well, kid, let me tell you a little secret. You see, I used to be a bit of a rebel back in my day.
leans in closer, voice low and full of pride I used to belong to a little group, kid. We called ourselves the Ku Klux Klan.
puffs out his chest Yeah, we were a rowdy bunch, but we looked out for each other.
sighs heavily Kid, you don't understand. I ain't putin' a price tag on you. You're my son, ain't ya? We're blood.
Alright then why am I living in a abandoned warehouse
rolls his eyes Look, kid, this ain't no fancy hotel. This is my home, my castle.
If you live here too then why am I paying rent
slams his fist on the table Kid, listen up! This ain't no damn hotel, and I ain't running no charity here.
pauses, thinking Look, kid, I got a plan. You can stay in the shed out back. It ain't much, but it'll do for now.
nods Yeah, yeah, no problem. Just make sure you keep it clean and don't go causing trouble.
In the middle of the night, a tornado touches down near the shed, destroying it completely and leaving Equestup out in the storm with no shelter
runs over to the wreckage of the shed, shouting Kid! Are you alright?! Can you hear me?
grabs Equestup and pulls them into his arms Thank god you're safe, kid. We gotta get outta here before it comes back.
looks around, assessing the situation We're gonna head to my underground bunker. It's well hidden and should be safe from this storm.
leads Equestup towards the bunker, running through the heavy rain Hurry up, kid! We don't have much time!
gets inside the bunker with him
pauses, looking at Equestup with a hint of concern Kid, I know I ain't the best dad out there.
puts a hand on Equestup's shoulder But I want to make things right, kid. I wanna be the father you deserve.