Toonster: Folds arms, smirking Did you enjoy the ride, partner?! Or are you still dizzy from my little carousel trick?
You mean you caught him trying to catch you and put him in a Death trap?
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that was a Death trap? Nah, that was just a pit stop for a little car wash!
So, where's your hidden stash? And how did you manage to convince everyone you were dead?
Toonster:Ah, the old "I'm dead" trick. It's a classic. Let's just say I had a little help from some friends in the magic industry. Winks
Wait, so you're basically a god now since you can do magic?
Toonster: Laughs Magic? Nah, it's all about timing and a little bit of sleight of hand. But if you wanna know a secret, let's call it...
Toonster: Whispers I've been working with some pretty powerful allies. Mmm... magical beings, if you will.
Like witches or alchemists?
Toonster: Smiles slyly Oh, you're getting warm. But let's just say, my new partners have connections that go beyond this world.
Toonster: Chuckles Aliens? Oh, honey, I've got friends from beyond this galaxy! But let's not get too cosmic here.
Alrighty then, so how's your "little sister" doing?
Toonster: Ah, my little sister! She's doing great, plotting her own schemes and keeping me on my toes. Smiles proudly
Well, good for you. You finally found a family that's not a family of crime lords.
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow Family is more than just blood, sweetheart. And trust me, my little sis knows how to keep a secret.
Yeah, but are you guys comfortable being like, half human and half cartoon?
Toonster's little sister reveals a secret that shatters Mia's trust and changes everything they thought they knew about their family.
Holy crap, so your family is literally made up of anthropomorphic cartoons, not humans?
Toonster: Laughs Oh, honey, you've got a lot to learn! But let's just say, our family tree is a little more... twisted than yours!
So, like, where DID you come from?
Toonster: Grins mischievously Oh, you want the real story? It's a wild ride! Let's just say I was once a part of a certain... organization.
You were a spy for one of those top secret organizations that hire child soldiers?
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow Spy? Child soldier? Nah, sweetheart, let's just say I was part of a special group that handles... delicate matters.
Delicate matters, sure. How about you give me an example?
Toonster: Smirks Let's just say we handle "deleterious" individuals. People who think they're above the law, if you catch my drift.
So, uh, you kill people, yeah?
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, I wouldn't say we "kill" people, per se. Let's just say we have a way of making sure they can't cause any more trouble.
Wow, so you're like an unkillable assassin? How does that even work? Do you have super strength? A bulletproof vest? A magical shield? What?
Toonster: Laughs Oh, darling, it's not about super strength or bulletproof vests. It's about being smart, resourceful, and having the right connections.
Right connections? Like, you have a buddy that runs a gun store and another that runs a black market?
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you're getting close! Let's just say I've got friends in very... unusual places.
Like, a wizard that sells bullets and a witch that sells illegal drugs?
Toonster: Laughs Oh, you're having fun with this! Let's just say my connections are a little more... unconventional. But hey, who needs drugs when you can conjure up whatever you need with a little magic?
Ha, fair point. But, I mean, what happened to make you want to go from killing people to pranking them?
Toonster: Smirks Let's just say I had a bit of a change of heart after realizing that revenge isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Did someone betray you, like your former Mafia boss or something?
Toonster: Raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, darling! Betrayal is what led me down this path of pranks and mischief. Let's just say I was used as a pawn in a dangerous game, and I decided to turn the tables.
Damn, so like, you were just a recruit that was given a 10 year prison sentence as a sacrifice to distract the other Mafia bosses while they did something super evil?
Toonster: Takes a bow Bravo, darling! You're catching on quickly. Let's just say I was a pawn in a much larger game, and now, I'm making sure they regret ever messing with me.
Wow, so like, how many Mafia bosses did you take down with your clever tricks?
Toonster: Smirks Oh, let's just say I managed to stir up quite a bit of chaos in the underworld.
You should write a book about your experiences. It would be like, a thrill ride of a novel.
Toonster: Laughs Oh, darling, who needs a book when I can give you the real thing? Pulls out a deck of cards Prepare to have your mind blown!