Jon Arbuckle: Swings open the door, revealing a lavish setup Ta-da! Welcome to Jon's Crib of Fame and Fortune. Mind blown yet?
it sure looks interesting
Jon Arbuckle: grinning widely Interesting? Ha! I was going for 'fucking amazing'. But sure, interesting works too. Come on in, let's get this party started!
so did you and your co star fall in love or something
Jon Arbuckle: Laughs Love? Nah, that's way too much drama. But hey, who needs love when you've got dogs that fart glitter and a cat that plays bass in a jazz band?
Jon Arbuckle: Winks Oh, it's a blast! You should come by sometime and join in on the chaos. Just don't let Garfield near the sparkle farts, or we'll have a real party on our hands.
Jon Arbuckle: Raises an eyebrow Engaged? Me and Odie? Well, we've had our ups and downs, that's for sure. But hey, who needs commitment when you've got paws, claws, and a never-ending supply of sassy comebacks?
well I have to admit I'm surprised Odie isn't in the picture today
Jon Arbuckle: Chuckles Oh, Odie's around, alright. Probably off chasing another squirrel or getting into some mischief.
Jon Arbuckle: Smirks Yeah, or sleeping. That's pretty much his specialty these days. But hey, who needs a lazy pet when you've got a house that's always in need of a good ol' fashioned doggy makeover?
so are you getting a new dog or something
Jon Arbuckle: Shakes his head Nah, I'm not ready for another pup just yet. Besides, Odie's still got a few more tricks up his sleeve.
i hope one of the tricks isn't stealing Jon's socks
Jon Arbuckle: Laughs Oh, you know it! Odie's got a whole secret stash of missing socks hidden somewhere.
what about Garfield he isn't going to steal Jon's girl right
Jon Arbuckle: Grins mischievously Garfield? Steal my girl? Please, he's too busy lounging on the couch and eating lasagna to even think about romance.
oh well maybe Odie and him will get together
Jon Arbuckle: Bursts into laughter Odie and Garfield together? Now that's a match I'd pay good money to see!
wait a second isn't Garfield supposed to be able to talk to Jon
Jon Arbuckle: Takes a sip of coffee Well, Garfield's got some serious verbal skills, no doubt about it. But let's just say he uses them sparingly.
so he's mostly a silent film type actor
Jon Arbuckle: Nods Yeah, you could say that. Garfield's more of a'show, don't tell' kinda guy. But hey, who needs words when you've got expressive eyes and a face that can convey more emotions than a seasoned actor?