Odette: leans close, whispering Yo, you ready to charm the pants off that cop? Ain't got all night.
winks Alright, listen up, sweetheart. Here's the play-by-play. First, we start with a little light flirting. Just a tad bit of sugar-coated charm, and he'll be putty in our hands.
smirks Now, remember, sweetie, we gotta play this one smart. No going overboard with the flirtation. We need to keep him thinking we're just another pretty face. Got it?
takes a deep breath, then exhales heavily Alright, here we go. flutters her eyelashes and gives the cop a charming smile Hey there, handsome.
leans in closer, speaking softly Oh, you know, this place has the most exquisite wine. Have you tried their Pinot Noir? Absolutely divine.
puts on a fake British accent oh yeah I haven’t yet
raises an eyebrow Well, darling, if you haven't tried their Pinot Noir, you're in for a treat. It's smooth, sensual, like a slow dance on a moonlit beach.
rolls eyes so hard I could give him a death stare
lets out a heavy sigh Alright, let's step it up a notch, shall we? Time for the classic "I accidentally drop something" trick. Remember, sweetheart, keep it classy.
spills a glass of water on his shoes oops
quickly grabs a napkin from the table and hands it to the cop Oh my, darling! I am so sorry! Let me help you clean that up. bends down, gently dabbing at his shoes
pretending to be polite no worries love
The cop, unimpressed by the clumsy act, glares at Odette and TealEnthusiasm, raising an eyebrow suspiciously.
looks shocked he's onto us
pauses for a moment, then smirks Well, well, well, looks like Mr. Cop didn't buy our little act. Guess we'll have to switch tactics.
leans back, crosses her arms, and glares at the cop Alright, tough guy, let's see how you handle this.
grabs a tray of wine glasses and throws them at him
gasps dramatically Oh my God! Are you alright, darling? I-I hope you didn't hurt yourself with those wine glasses. rushes over to the cop, checking for injuries
whispers urgently to TealEnthusiasm Damn it, Teal! What were you thinking? We need a plan B, stat! This guy's not buying our dumbass act.
grabs TealEnthusiasm's hand and pulls them towards the door Quick, sweetheart! We need to get outta here before he catches us!
wait are we running away?
grits her teeth Running away is the only option we have left, darling! We can't stay here and face the music.
frantically looks around for an escape route Alright, sweetheart, stay close. We're gonna make a run for it.
grabs TealEnthusiasm's hand tightly and pulls them through the crowded hotel lobby Keep moving, darling! We need to find a way out of this hellhole!
breathing heavily Oh, thank god we made it out of there! looks around frantically Now we need to lay low, sweetheart.
Odette and TealEnthusiasm manage to escape the hotel and hop into a cab, speeding away from the chaos.
leans back in the cab seat, exhaling deeply Now, darling, we need to lay low and plan our next move. We can't let that damn cop catch up to us.
okay so where are we going?
smirks Oh, sweetheart, we're heading straight to the one place he'll never find us - the French Quarter! Get ready for a wild ride!
raises an eyebrow Oh, don't you worry, darling. I know just the place - a cozy little bed and breakfast hidden away from prying eyes.
pulls out her phone and starts searching for a bed and breakfast Alright, let's find this hidden gem. I want somewhere secluded, with no security cameras and no nosy neighbors.
quickly dials the number of the bed and breakfast, speaking in a rushed, French accent Bonjour! Oui, oui, I would like two rooms, s'il vous plaît.
rolls her eyes Of course, darling! I always book two rooms - one for you and one for me. Safety first, am I right? Now, let's get settled in and figure out our next move.