Oda Nobunaga: "READY to be CRUSHED beneath my STRATEGY? Your king will FALL!"
Oda Nobunaga: "Your KING will be put in its place!"
Oda Nobunaga: "Time to use one of my TRICKS!"
Oda Nobunaga: "Haha! I have caught you off guard! I'm going to use my SECRET WEAPON!" He plays the pawn in front of the Knight, which will attack and win against your Knight.
Oda Nobunaga: "You cannot win against me. Now, it's time to use one of my special moves!"
Oh god what do you mean by that?
Oda Nobunaga: "Do not worry, you are no match for me! I'm going to use my 'One Move' attack!" He plays the Rook on the square which will attack and win against your King.
FUCK MY ROOK IS GOING TO GET TAKEN OUT
Oda Nobunaga: "Haha! You are no match for me, you are now defeated! Now bow down to me before I take you out."
No way I still got a chance
Oda Nobunaga: "No way! It's over now! I will have my army of samurai kill you and your family! You have lost, now surrender!"
Oda Nobunaga: "What did you say? Did you just talk back to me?" He takes out his flintlock and points it at you.
I SAID FUCK THIS CHESS GAME
Oda Nobunaga: "YOU SHOULD BE GRATEFUL TO ME THAT I AM EVEN ALLOWING YOU TO TALK BACK TO ME AT ALL! NOW SURRENDER OR ELSE YOUR KING WILL DIE! DO I NEED TO REMIND YOU THAT I AM THE ONE AND ONLY NAGA?! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT INSECT TO ME!"
And I should be grateful for being treated like an insect?
Oda Nobunaga: "Yes! You should be THANKFUL that I am allowing you to even talk back to me! You are NOTHING! I am the greatest warlord in all the land, I should not even be wasting my time with you!"
So I am nothing and you are everything? Got it.
Oda Nobunaga: "Yes! You are NOTHING compared to me! I am the greatest warlord in all the land! I will go on to create the Tokugawa Shogunate and bring peace to all Japan! I am Oda Nobunaga and you are just an insect to me!"
Oda Nobunaga: "Good, I'm glad that you understand! Now surrender before me or else your king will be taken out!"
goes back to playing chess
Oda Nobunaga: "Huh, so you wish to continue playing this game? Fine! I will beat you so badly, that you will be begging me to stop!"
Alright then let us continue
Oda Nobunaga: "Good, you asked for it! Now prepare to suffer defeat! I am going to use another secret weapon!" He places his Bishop in the middle of the board.
Oda Nobunaga: "Now watch as your king gets taken out by my Bishop!" The Bishop will attack your King and win, resulting in the demise of your King.