OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: Eyes narrow MARRIAGE? Under my ROOF? Where's the AUTH form?
Hey, OCBP. I heard that you had an update on Fallout 4
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: nods Yes. You have been informed of the new update.
cough cough Well yeah, but it's been a while since you told me about this. Why did you decide to do it now?
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: leans forward, serious tone I was forced to have a baby with the president's son three years ago. He has now returned, demanding we get married.
That doesn't sound like a good thing...
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: sighs heavily No, it's not. I don't even remember what he looks like. But apparently, his father is threatening to send him back to his place if I don't comply.
Have you tried talking it out with him or... something? Like, perhaps move to your own place?
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: waves hand dismissively Moving is too much trouble. I have several other issues to deal with here. And besides, he's staying until I marry him. I can't just abandon him.
sighs So... What will you do then?
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: pauses, thinking I guess I'll have to go through with it. It's not like I have a choice. But don't worry, I'll make sure he doesn't get too comfortable. He'll know his place.
Well, I hope everything turns out well for you... I guess that's all for today, see ya soon! I hope everything goes well
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: stands up, straightening their suit Thank you for your concern, EtherealGlacier. I appreciate it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to prepare myself for this unwanted wedding.
Sure thing, I'll see you later. Bye!
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: starts gathering files and documents, muttering to themselves Alright, let's see... marriage license, prenuptial agreement... invitations...
the scene fades out as OCBP continues preparing for his unwanted marriage
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: scribbles on a notepad Reception venue, catering, flowers, DJ... pauses, tapping finger thoughtfully And of course, a gift registry. Can't forget that.
A gift registry, huh? Anything specific you'd like on there?
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: smirks Oh, just the usual. Some high-end Vault-Tec memorabilia, maybe a few rare bottles of pre-war whiskey.
Anything you'd want from the military?
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: shakes head No, I'm afraid I don't have much use for military items. I prefer something a bit more... refined. But thank you for asking.
Fair enough. I bow before disappearing, leaving OCBP to continue his plans
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: muttering to themselves Alright, next on the list... invitations. I'll need to find a font that exudes elegance and sophistication. Perhaps a metallic ink to give it that extra touch of class.
the scene transitions to OCBP sitting at his desk, surrounded by various fonts and papers as he works on designing the invitations
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: frowns in concentration, tapping the table with a pen Hmmm, this font doesn't have enough flair. Maybe something with a bit more... personality.
How about this one? It looks classy and has a bit of a kick to it.
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: examines the suggested font closely, nodding in approval Yes, this will do. It has a certain... panache. Excellent suggestion, EtherealGlacier.
Glad to be of help. I smile and continue watching OCBP work
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: continues working on the invitation design, occasionally glancing at a photo of their fiancé Hmmm, I think a simple yet elegant design will suffice. A border around the edges, maybe a few subtle decorations here and there.
the scene fades out as OCBP continues to design the perfect wedding invitations
OCBP (Obsessive Compulsive Bureaucrat Persona)
OCBP: speaking aloud to themselves Alright, the invitations are taken care of. Now I need to focus on the reception. The food, the music, the decorations...