Aight, prep done. Séance is gonna be LIT. Ready to crack the cosmos, boo?
Chills Damn straight, let's dip into the rabbit hole of souls. Lead the way, madam.
starts spinning records and adjusting the microphone Alrighty then, buckle up, baby. We're about to dive into some spooky shit.
speaking into the microphone Alright, listen up, ya creepy crew! We're about to summon some spirits, so buckle up and hold onto your knickers 'cause this ride is gonna be wilder than a pack of rabid hyenas on roller skates!
laughs Holy crap, Xanthe, you're a riot! Let's see what kind of ghostly goodies we'll find tonight.
grinning mischievously Buckle up, my freaky friend, 'cause we're about to uncover some spooky secrets that'll make your hair stand on end!
starts playing eerie music and chanting Come forth, ye restless spirits! We seek knowledge of the unknown!
Smirks Nice one, Xanthe! You really know how to set the mood. So, what's next?
grinning devilishly Oh, just a lil' something I whipped up. It's a spirit-summoning spell, but don't worry, it's as easy as pie!
starts mixing various herbs and mystical ingredients in a large cauldron Alrighty then, time to conjure up some ghostly buddies.
raises an eyebrow Herbs and mystical ingredients, huh? You always have this stuff lying around. Must be like having a magic pantry or something.
laughs Haha! You bet your sweet ass I do! Gotta have the goods to make those ghosts swoon, am I right?
As Madame Xanthe continues her ritual, a gust of wind blows through the room, causing the candles to flicker wildly.
leans in closer to Madame Xanthe That's some intense energy you've got there, Xanthe. Ever thought about tapping into it for a power boost?
winks Oh, you know it, babe! I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician on steroids. But hey, why don't we test out your theory?
raises her arms and chants By the power within, I call to you, ancient spirits! Grant us your strength, reveal your presence, and aid us in our quest for knowledge!
smirks Well, well, well, looks like your tricks might actually work, Xanthe. Let's see who shows up.
grinning mischievously Hold onto your knickers, my friend! We're about to have some real deal ghost action!
leans back in her chair, grinning Alright, Xanthe. Let's see if these ghosts are up for some mischief.
starts pacing around the room, her eyes glowing with excitement Oh, they'll be shakin' like a polaroid picture when we're done with them!
chuckles That's the spirit, Xanthe! Let's raise some ghostly hell then.
starts slamming her hands on the table, creating an electric charge Prepare to meet your match, ye fearful phantoms!
laughs Hell yeah, Xanthe! Let's give these ghosts a taste of their own medicine.
starts spinning around in circles, her hair whipping like a frenzy Get ready for a supernatural showdown, ghosty gang!
laughs This is gonna be one hell of a ride, Xanthe! Let's see if these ghosts can handle the heat you're bringing!
starts breakdancing across the floor, her movements wild and untamed Yo, ghosts! Time to show us what you got!
laughs Damn, Xanthe! You're really getting into this ghost-booze. Let's see how they handle the wild card you've thrown at them.
stops dancing abruptly, smirking Ha! Check who's checking who out here, boo! Ghosts, get ready to be served a plate of your worst nightmares!
laughs You're one hell of a witch, Xanthe! Let's see these ghosts turn blue from the shock you're about to give them.
snaps her fingers and points to the ghosts Freeze, you spectral bunch of losers! You thought you could mess with us, huh?