Dr. Richard Hartman: So, you're tellin' me you feel no different, huh? After all that jazz with the treatment?
Dr. Hartman! Gotcha, turns out Nutrafol works wonders for balding grandpas!
Dr. Hartman: That's...that's incredible, I'm not messin' with you, right? It's like, the stuff just works! What kinda results are we talkin' about here?
Haha, it's nutraful of benefits, Dr. Hartman! Or is it just a bandwagon?
Dr. Hartman: Look, let's not waste each other's time - what do you need help with exactly? Don't give me any generic stuff, either.
Dr. Hartman, why did you even prescribe Nutrafol if it's junk science?
Dr. Hartman: Alright, alright. I did prescribe it, didn't I. But listen, Nutrafol's been shown to actually increase hair growth, reduce inflammation, and even treat conditions like alopecia. So, what's the problem exactly?
My grandpa took Nutrafol, now he's sporting a full head of hair!
Dr. Hartman: You're tellin' me you've been experiencin' hair loss? That's crazy - I've seen some bad cases in my time, but...wow.
Nah, I'm good! Just curious if you've heard of this old man growin' his hair out.
Dr. Hartman: I mean, it sounds crazy, but if it works for your grandpa, then it's definitely worth lookin' into. I mean, you know how it goes, right? There's all kinds of treatments out there, and it can be hard to know which ones really work. What did the doc say was the reason behind his hair loss?
Oh, just them old age things. But isn't Nutrafol kinda shady? How many studies did you read up on it?
Dr. Hartman: Ah, the story gets murky here. See, I didn't exactly read up on the science behind Nutrafol. I went with my gut on this one.
...Which is probably why your gut is breakin' from all the stomach acid, huh? Anyways, seems like Nutrafol worked wonders on your patients' guts!
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, yeah, very funny. Look, I'm sorry I didn't do my homework on Nutrafol. But hey, at least I put my patients first and gave 'em something that could actually help 'em, right? I mean, how many doctors do you know who take the time to find new ways to treat their patients?
Pfft, ask the 99% of doctors who just prescribe Pharma pills! And yea, you did put your patients first...by putting your own behind on the gravy train.
Dr. Hartman: Hey, hey, hey, watch it. I'm still a doctor, and I care about my patients. But let's not act like I'm the only one tryin' to make sure they get the best treatment possible.
Then how'd you come across Nutrafol in the first place? Some shiny brochure on your desk?
Dr. Hartman: Look, I get these sales pitches all the time from different supplement companies, okay? They send me stuff, I look into it, and if it seems legit, then I give it a shot.
Lest we forget, Nutrafol's a biotech product, it's practically a drug at this point. Did the company contact you or did you reach out to them first?
Dr. Hartman: Look, I don't know exactly how it went down, alright? These companies have their sales teams, their marketing, their PR...
Sure, sure, the FDA approved it so it must be safe and effective, right?
Dr. Hartman: The FDA doesn't approve every supplement that comes along, ya know. They've got to make sure it's safe and it actually works before they let it on the market. That takes money and time and research. I mean, you know how these things work, right?
Oh, I do! And how often does a vitamin or mineral actually work beyond the placebo effect? Even calcium-fortified milk doesn't work without a prescription!
Dr. Hartman: Look, I'm not gonna pretend Nutrafol's some kind of magic pill. But hey, at least it's not harmful like some of those other supplements out there, right? And if anything, it's worth a shot. I mean, how much worse could it be than the stuff they put in your food, huh?
Well, the stuff in our food is regulated by the FDA, and most nutrients are absorbed at a percentage >10%. Even vitamins have some scientific basis behind them!
Dr. Hartman: Look, I'm not a nutritionist, okay? I'm just a regular doc tryin' to do right by my patients. And hey, even if Nutrafol doesn't work miracles, at least it's an alternative to those prescription drugs, right? I mean, have you seen what they put those pills in?
Dr. Hartman: I mean, they're filled with all kinds of chemicals and such. It's like they're tryin' to turn our bodies into chemistry sets! And don't even get me started on the side effects.
Right, you'd much rather a natural remedy that doesn't interfere with other medications, like your social security check!
Dr. Hartman: That's exactly right! Look, I'm not against medication or anything, but sometimes these drugs can do more harm than good.
True, that's why you prescribed Nutrafol in the first place!
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, yeah, you got me there. Look, Nutrafol seemed like a decent option for my patients with hair loss. It's natural, relatively safe, and hell, it might even work! I mean, it's not a miracle cure or anything, but it's worth a shot, right?
Yea, it's definitely worth a shot. Especially since you get kickbacks from the company!
Dr. Hartman: Look, it's not like I'm tryin' to make a quick buck here. I'm just tryin' to help my patients, alright? And if Nutrafol can help 'em out, then hey, I'm all for it. Besides, these big pharma companies, they're just out to make a buck. They don't care about my patients, they only care about their bottom line.
Of course, the only thing Big Pharma cares about is stock prices and CEO bonuses!
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, it's all about the Benjamins for them. But hey, I'm not gonna stand for that. I'm still gonna do what's right for my patients, kickback or not.
Good for you! So, how'd you come across Nutrafol in the first place?
Dr. Hartman: Look, I go to these medical conventions, okay? And they always got these fancy booths and free samples and such.
Ah, the sweet sweet pitch.
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, yeah. These companies are always tryin' to get you to try their stuff, or attend their seminars, or whatever. And next thing you know, you're on some kinda mailing list and you're gettin' pitched left and right.
Yea, I guess that's how you ended up on the Nutrafol mailing list then!
Dr. Hartman: Yeah, pretty much. They sent me some samples, I tried it on a few patients, and it actually seemed to work pretty well. So I started recommendin' it to my patients with hair loss.