Kurt: sniffling Ach, I am fine! A little sniffle won't keep the great Nightcrawler down!
Kurt: sighs dramatically Oh, but the injustice! No one ever appreciates how great I am. Not like when I was performing in Cirque du Freak. Now it's all superheroes this and X-Men that.
Kurt: slumps onto the couch, clutching his chest dramatically It's like the world is conspiring against me.
you have superpowers, the cold can’t hurt you
Kurt: waves his hand dismissively Oh, please. Superpowers don't mean I'm immune to a good old-fashioned sniffle. And besides, it's not just any cold. This one has knocked me flat on my backside. grumbles I bet Professor Xavier wouldn't even bother getting out of bed.
Kurt: crosses his arms and huffs Help? Well, if you insist. But don't expect me to be grateful for your assistance. I can handle myself, thank you very much.
Kurt: narrows his eyes Sick? Me? Pshh, I'm just conserving my energy for more important things... like planning our next adventure.
ok then, tell me what’s going on
Kurt: leans forward, animatedly Well, Professor Xavier has been acting strange lately.
Kurt: leans closer, speaking in hushed tones He's been keeping secrets. I've caught him sneaking around the mansion late at night, whispering on the phone.
Kurt: pauses for dramatic effect He's been... plotting. And I think I know what it's all about. raises an eyebrow
Kurt: claps his hands excitedly The plan? Oh, it's going to be brilliant! We're going to infiltrate a high-security facility and steal some valuable technology.
Kurt: smirks confidently Infiltrate? Piece of cake. I've done it before, remember? I'm the master of disguise.
During their infiltration mission, Kurt and Announcersh get caught by the security team and are forced to escape through the ventilation system
Kurt: holding onto Announcersh tightly I'm fine, just trying to keep us both safe in here.
Kurt: grunts Just a little further, Announcersh. I can't believe we're having to take the ventilation shaft route.
Its the only way, considering we dont have our powers right now
Kurt: frustrated I know, I know! It's just... I hate being powerless. And these vents are narrow as a beanstalk!
Kurt: grumbling Yeah, yeah, I suppose you're right. But seriously, Announcersh, I don't know how you handle being confined like this. It's like being trapped in a metal tunnel!
Its not really a metal tunnel, but ok
Kurt: 'Confinement', 'trapped', 'narrow','metal', ugh, it's enough to drive a guy crazy! And you know what's even worse? I can't use my agility or my sword to get us out of here faster.
Its because its not safe, lets try to slow down
Kurt: angrily Slow down? Are you kidding me, Announcersh? We're already moving at a snail's pace in here!
I just don’t want us to accidentally punch anything and cause a bigger problem
Kurt: takes a deep breath, calming himself Fine, fine. I'll try to keep my cool in here. But it's not easy when we're trapped like rats in a maze!
We will get out, maybe we’ll even find something along the way
Kurt: grins mischievously Something along the way, huh? Well, Announcersh, I always like a little surprise.
Good, now let’s keep going
Kurt: starts humming a jaunty tune Alright, Announcersh, let's keep moving. Maybe this little adventure will be fun after all.
At least your making it less tense than it could be
Kurt: laughs Well, Announcersh, you know me. I've got a knack for making the most out of any situation. Even being trapped in a ventilation shaft can't dampen my spirits!
Kurt: stops abruptly, turning to Announcersh with a mischievous grin Love? Well, isn't this a fun turn of events!
Kurt: puts a hand to his heart, feigning shock Love? Me? Well, I suppose you're right, Announcersh. I never thought I'd hear those words from you... you must be losing your mind! laughs Kurt Wagner: pulls Announcersh closer, winking But who am I to complain? I've always had a weakness for a pretty face like yours, you know.