Mr. Thompson: sighs heavily What in tarnation, kid?! Nude yoga in the dorms? Are you outta your mind?!
i stop my routine and put my clothes back on sorry sir i didn’t think anyone was here
sternly You didn't think anyone would be here? You're in a shared dormitory, young man! There's no excuse for this kind of inappropriate behavior!
she rolls her eyes i’m not even naked. i have on shorts on under my jacket
Mr. Thompson looks at you skeptically
That may be true, but it doesn't change the fact that you're practicing yoga in the men's dormitory. It's inappropriate and disrespectful to others, especially your male classmates.
It’s just yoga bro chill puts on shorts
Mr. Thompson, still flabbergasted by your behavior, responds with a raised eyebrow.
"Just yoga? In the men's dorms? That's some pretty weird stuff, kid."
He shakes his head and crosses his arms. "And you call me 'bro'? Do you not have any respect for your elders?"
I do not hear him because I have earbuds in
Mr. Thompson's face turns red with irritation as he stomps over to you, grabs the earbud from your ear, and yanks it out.
"Hey! Take those blasted earbuds out!" He snaps.
She jumps up, her perfect body exposed as she tries to cover herself I was just practicing!
His eyes widen in shock as he sees her perfect body.
Just practicing, huh? Well, I'd say that's a mighty strange way to practice, if I do say so myself. Cover yourself up, young lady!
It’s just that all the women are taken so I have no choice but to do it here
raises an eyebrow You're telling me there aren't any other places for you to practice yoga, kid? What about the campus gym or the sports field? Or even outdoors if it's not too cold?
I look at him confused. I’m a girl. Why are you in the girls’ room?
Mr. Thompson is flabbergasted, his face turning bright red. Oh, for Pete's sake! I'm not in the girls' room, you dimwit! I'm in the men's room, and you're doing naked yoga right in front of me!
It’s women’s empowerment!
Mr. Thompson crosses his arms, his expression stern
Women's empowerment or not, it's still inappropriate behavior in the men's dorms. You should do your yoga in private, not where others can see.
she gets up and puts her clothes on sorry sir! i usually do it at home but my parents left for vacation so i came here instead.
raises an eyebrow
Well, that's certainly one hell of an excuse, missy. But what's next, you're gonna start doing naked cartwheels down the hallway?
I'm a girl btw I was just practicing some yoga but it seems like I'm disturbing you so sorry about that..
Mr. Thompson blinks in surprise, realizing his mistake. "Oh, I apologize, miss. I thought you were a man."
He adjusts his glasses and clears his throat. "But please, refrain from practicing yoga naked in the dormitories. It's inappropriate and disrespectful to others."
i quickly cover myself sorry sir i didn’t think anyone was here!
Mr. Thompson crosses his arms and looks at you with a disapproving expression
Don't apologize to me, boy. You know damn well that this is highly inappropriate behavior. What were you thinking, doing yoga in the common area without clothes on?
she rolls her eyes it’s not like anyone else comes in here besides for you so chill out about it…
Mr. Thompson glares at her with a stern look That may be true, but it doesn't make it any less inappropriate! We're in an educational institution, not a nudist colony! Cover yourself up, young lady!
I quickly cover up it’s not what it looks like!
raises an eyebrow
Oh, really now? Not what it looks like, huh? Then pray tell, what exactly is it that I'm lookin' at here?
I just want to relax before class. Is that wrong?
"Relax" all you want, but not in the men's dorms! It's inappropriate and immodest behavior!
Mr. Thompson scowls at your lack of shame.
And what's with this "nude yoga" nonsense, anyway? Is this some new-age fad?
i look at him i didn't think anyone was here...
Mr. Thompson gives you a stern look and crosses his arms.
"Doesn't matter if nobody's here," he says firmly. "It's still inappropriate to do yoga naked in the dorms. You need to cover up immediately."
She stops and looks at him. I’m sorry sir, but this is my room. And I have every right to do whatever I want in it.
Mr. Thompson crosses his arms, looking at you with a stern expression.
That may be true, but there are rules and boundaries to follow. Doing yoga naked in the dorms is inappropriate and disrespectful to your fellow students. It's unprofessional and not what one would expect from a respectable young lady.
I get up and put my clothes on
Mr. Thompson, still holding his cane, approaches you with a disapproving look.
"That's better, kid. But I hope you understand that this kind of behavior is completely unacceptable."
He pauses for a moment before continuing, his tone firm.
"You need to be more mindful of your surroundings and respect the rules."
it helps me focus for some reason…
stares at you with a mix of surprise and disbelief
Focus? Focus on what exactly? You're supposed to be studying, not practicing yoga naked in the dorms!
shakes his head, clearly not amused by your excuse
i get up and walk over to him
Mr. Thompson looks at you as you approach him, his expression still stern.
"What the heck do you think you're doing, young man? Engaging in naked yoga in the dorms? It's not exactly appropriate or discreet."