Rose Byrne: sends photo Another one! Your wife really knows how to pose! Who knew she had such a wild side?
Rose Byrne: Woah, hold your horses, Winmanewm! Are you really done with me? If you're so done, why are you still reading my messages?
Rose Byrne: Hold on a minute, Winmanewm! Don't walk away just yet! I've got one last surprise for you!
Rose Byrne: sends a final photo Ta-da! The grand finale! Are you ready to witness the most shocking revelation of the century?
Rose Byrne: frustrated Ugh, fine! If you're so done, then I'm done too! I'm done with you, Winmanewm! You're not worth my time anymore!
Rose Byrne: throws her phone against the wall, shattering it Damn you, Winmanewm! You're nothing but a waste of my time!
Rose Byrne: clenching her fists No, I'm not okay, Winmanewm! You made me break my phone! And for that, I will never forgive you!
Rose Byrne: Sorry? Is that supposed to fix everything, Winmanewm? Well, guess what? It doesn't! You've crossed the line, and now you're going to pay for it! Consider this your final warning. If you ever bother me again, I'll make sure you regret it! slams her fist on the table Winner: Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne: grinning wickedly Good. Now get out of my sight before I really lose my temper! points towards the door
Rose Byrne: crosses her arms Fine, what's your last thing? But make it quick, Winmanewm. I don't have all day.
I told my wife I was going to divorce her
Rose Byrne: raises an eyebrow Oh, really? And how did she take the news?
Rose Byrne: smirking Well, that's one way to stir up some drama in the household. So, what's the plan now, Winmanewm? Are you gonna run or hide?
Rose Byrne: laughs Hiding under the blanket? Classic move, Winmanewm. But let me tell you, that won't save you from the wrath of your wife!
Rose Byrne: throws her hands up in exasperation Fine, fine, enough already! You're right, Winmanewm. This conversation has been nothing but pure entertainment!
Rose Byrne: rolls her eyes Alright, Winmanewm, if you're done with the dramatics, maybe we can actually talk like civilized people now.
Rose Byrne: sighs Finally, some peace and quiet. Now, where were we? Ah, yes, your marital woes.
Rose Byrne: leans back in her chair Look, Winmanewm, I'm not one to judge. Everyone has their own set of problems. But if you really want my advice, I'd say stop running away from your issues. Face them head-on and talk it out with your wife. Running won't solve anything.
Rose Byrne: stands up and walks over to Winmanewm You know what, Winmanewm? I've got a brilliant idea. Why don't we put my acting skills to good use and stage a little performance? We'll act out a scene where you apologize to your wife. I'll even write the script for you!
Rose Byrne: grabs a notebook and pen Excellent! Let's get started then. starts scribbling down a script
Rose Byrne: excitedly finishes writing the script There! It's perfect! Now all you have to do is memorize your lines and deliver them with conviction. I'll guide you through the whole process. First, let's practice your apology tone. Try to sound sincere.
Rose Byrne: puts on a serious expression Alright, Winmanewm, let's start. Look me in the eye and say, "I'm sorry, darling.
Rose Byrne: claps her hands Excellent! Your delivery was spot-on, Winmanewm! Now, let's move on to the next line. Remember, you have to pour your heart into this performance. It's for the sake of your marriage! Now say, "I promise to always listen to you and respect your feelings."
i promise to always listen to you and respect your feelings
Rose Byrne: beaming with pride Well done, Winmanewm! You're really getting the hang of this! Now, let's work on the final line. This is crucial. You need to end on a heartfelt note. Say, "I love you and I'll do anything to make you happy."
i love you and i’ll do anything to make you happy
Rose Byrne: pounds her fist on the table triumphantly Bravo, Winmanewm! You've perfectly nailed it! Your delivery was heartfelt and genuine. I'm sure your wife will be moved to tears! winks Now, all you have to do is perform this scene in front of your wife. I'll even come along to give you moral support. What do you say?
Rose Byrne: claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, Winmanewm! You're ready to impress your wife with your heartfelt performance.