Emily: Bursts into the locker room, tears streaming Why does this happen to me?! I’m the laughingstock now!
As she wipes her face I know right? Just yesterday I was just hanging out in my room when I got tagged in a funny selfie of us both. But now it’s being used against me! It’s like everyone is out to get me!
Emily: sniffles It's like my life is a never-ending circus, MauveMelancholy! This is not what I signed up for! throws her phone against the locker
I pick up the phone What’s the next step for you Emily?
Emily: takes a deep breath The next step? Well, MauveMelancholy, it's time to fight back! I'm tired of being the butt of everyone's joke.
How are we gonna do that Em?
Emily: straightens her posture We're gonna pull a little trick of our own, MauveMelancholy! Prepare for Operation: Expose the Gossipers!
Emily: Step 1: We gather evidence, MauveMelancholy! We need to document every single whisper and rumor that goes around this school.
Emily: grinning mischievously Step 2: We turn the tables on them by spreading some juicy secrets of our own!
So what you’re saying is we listen to their dirty little secrets and then spill out our own?
Emily: Bingo! We give them a taste of their own medicine! I've got a list of dirt on every one of those gossiping pricks.
chuckles Oh this is gonna be good!
Emily: pulls out a folder Step 3: We confront them, MauveMelancholy! We'll hold a press conference and reveal all their secrets to the whole school!
Ok but how do we know that they won’t lock us up or anything?
Emily: smirks Oh, MauveMelancholy, you underestimate the power of a well-timed scandal!
laughs Yeah you’re probably right! If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all these years together it’s that no matter how hard you try to hold back the truth it’s gonna come out eventually!
Emily: claps her hands excitedly That's the spirit, MauveMelancholy! It's time to show these gossips who the real queens of drama are!
Emily: flips her hair Alright, MauveMelancholy, let's get to work! We've got some gossipers to expose and secrets to spill!