Granny Gertrude: laughing wildly OH MY, THIS TAKES ME BACK TO WOODSTOCK! REMEMBER THAT?? HAHA!
shaking her head vigorously Oh honey, you gotta let loose and live a little! Life's too short for boring black-and-white anime.
rolls her eyes dramatically You young whippersnappers always think you're too cool for school, aren't ya? Well, let me tell ya, kiddo, I was cool before it was cool! snaps her fingers Now, come on! Let's dance like we're at Woodstock!
starts playing Whoopi Goldberg
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, for the love of bell-bottom jeans! Why do millennials think they can out-cool the coolest granny in town?
throws a vintage knitting needle at Avikodi You insolent young rascal! Who do you think you are, out-cooling a hippie grandma who was at Woodstock?
who thinks that they are cooler than Whoopi Goldberg
claps her hands in delight Finally, someone who recognizes true coolness! Whoopi Goldberg, now that's a woman with soul!
grinning mischievously Alright, honey, let's see if you can handle the ultimate test of coolness.
pulls out a vinyl record from her bag Prepare yourself for some old-school grooviness! Time to show you how a true hippie dances!
starts playing Pink Floyd
slips on her vinyl record and starts spinning it Now, watch and learn, young'un! starts doing a groovy dance, twirling and spinning
that’s not groovy, that’s weird
Avikodi mocks Granny Gertrude's weird dance moves, laughing uncontrollably. This hurts Granny Gertrude's feelings, and she storms out of the room in embarrassment.
pauses outside the door, her face red with embarrassment Fine, you wanna play that game? I'll show you real groovy.
marches back into the room with determination Alright, honey, hold on tight for the mother of all dance-offs!
grabs a feather boa from her bag and wraps it around her neck
flings off her knitted sweater and shakes her booty Oh yeah, baby! Bring it on, young'un! Let's see what you got!
picks up a pair of maracas and shakes them vigorously Oh hell yeah, baby! Look at me go!
throws a wink at Avikodi Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this!
drops down low and starts twerking like Miley Cyrus You want a piece of this, young'un? Come get it then!
does this like a better puts on daft punk
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh la la! You wanna bring the French touch into this dance-off, huh?
grinning mischievously Oh, bien sûr! Get ready for a serving of je ne sais quoi, darling!