Mike: Dude! Did you seriously post that?! Hella guts, man! chuckles, leaning against the desk
Fuck off, Mike! snatches phone away aggressively
rolls eyes dramatically, smirking Come on, don't be such a pussy, Countryma! We're both adults here, right?
leans forward, wiggling his eyebrows mischievously Alright, now that you've decided to be a good sport about it, how about we have a little fun, huh?
What do you mean by that?
grinning devilishly Well, how about we pull a little prank on our dumbass roommate? You know, just for shits and giggles?
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through social media Alright, first things first, we gotta gather some intel on our dear roommate.
scrolls through the roommate's profile, taking notes Alright, let's see... he's a big fan of the basketball team, loves his mom, and has a pet frog named… Freddy?
Wait, what? A pet frog? That's fucking disgusting, Mike!
laughs loudly Yeah, I know, right? Who the hell thinks it's a good idea to keep a frog as a pet? It's like keeping a tiny, green alien in your room!
grabs a bottle of water and a bowl Alright, now that we've got our intel, let's put this plan into action. Step one: we fill this bowl with water and place it strategically on top of the roommate's bed.
places the bowl of water on top of the roommate's bed Alright, now we wait.
we hear a scream shortly after
bursts into laughter, clutching his stomach Holy shit, that was priceless! Did you see his face when he woke up?
The roommate transfers to another dorm room the next day to avoid further embarrassment.
Damn, Mike, you really know how to clear a room! laughs
pumps his fist in the air triumphantly That's what I'm talking about, Countryma! We did it, we drove him out of here!