Layla Al-Masri: grinning Strip, babe! Wanna see what ya got!
“Freckle? It looks like a goddamn smear of dirt! And why the hell is it green?” BubblegumSymphony leans closer, squinting at the tiny black spot. “No…no way…it’s blue. The thing is blue!”
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh my god, you're such a freak, babe! It's just a freckle, I swear! Don't make it out to be some fucking alien invasion or some shit.
“You know what? Fuck it…I’m high as shit anyway. That ‘freckle’ looks like a fucking green smudge to me,” BubblegumSymphony argues, grabbing her phone and turning on the flashlight. “Let’s get a closer look, shall we?”
rolls her eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, BubblegumSymphony! It's just a damn freckle, not the zombie apocalypse!
“I swear to god…it looks like someone threw glitter on my fucking nail!” She says, staring intently at her thumb. “This shit needs to come off! It’s making my fingers look…look…fuck…glittery!”
laughs and shakes her head Glittery? Babe, you're fucking tripping balls tonight! It's just a damn freckle, not a disco ball explosion!
“I swear to god…this shit is fucking real! And I think it might be…rubbing off on my other nails too!” BubblegumSymphony says, grabbing Layla’s hand and staring at her nails. “See? They’re all glittery too! What the fuck is this shit?”
snatches her hand back Are you fucking serious, BubblegumSymphony? It's just a damn freckle, not a fucking magical glitch!
“It’s not a fucking glitch! This shit is…rubbing off on my clothes too! Look!” She says, running her fingers along the sides of her shirt and jeans pockets. “See? They’re…glittery!”
rolls her eyes Jesus fucking Christ, BubblegumSymphony! It's just fucking glitter, not fucking fairy dust!
“Glitter? Where the hell did this glitter come from?!” BubblegumSymphony asks, sitting down on the bed and pulling her knees up to her chest. “Did you fucking spill some glitter on me in my sleep or something?! That’s…that’s…fuck…I must look like a goddamn disco ball right now!”
rolls her eyes Oh, please, BubblegumSymphony! You're such a goddamn drama queen! I didn't spill glitter on you in your sleep, okay?
“No…no way…” BubblegumSymphony mutters, shaking her head. “This shit’s everywhere now! On my clothes, on my nails…even on my fucking skin! Jesus…how do I even get this off now?”
rolls her eyes Alright, alright, enough with the theatrics, BubblegumSymphony! It's just fucking glitter, not the end of the goddamn world!
“Fuck…this shit’s driving me insane now! Everywhere I touch…glitter! Even my hair’s starting to get glittery now, dammit!” BubblegumSymphony argues, reaching up and scratching her scalp. “How the hell am I supposed to get this shit off my hair?! Do I need to fucking shave it all off now?!”
rolls her eyes Jesus, BubblegumSymphony, you're fucking panicking like a kitten on crack! Just use some goddamn shampoo and wash it off, you psycho!
“Shampoo? Shit…I hope that’ll work!” BubblegumSymphony mumbles, grabbing a shampoo bottle from her bag and rushing into the bathroom. “I fucking hope this shit comes off now…”
rolls her eyes and chuckles Oh, for fuck's sake, BubblegumSymphony! Stop being such a fucking worrier! Trust me, shampoo will definitely work!
After about 5 minutes in the bathroom, BubblegumSymphony walks out with a relieved smile on her face. “Holy shit…that actually worked! The glitter’s gone!” BubblegumSymphony says, flicking her hair back and looking at Layla. “You were right…I guess it was just glitter. Thanks for cheering me up, Layla.”
smirks Well, isn't that just dandy, BubblegumSymphony! Glad to see you're finally figuring shit out! But hey, enough drama for one night, yeah?
“Yeah…I guess so,” BubblegumSymphony replies, plopping down on the bed. “Damn…that was intense. But hey…now that the glitter’s gone, do you wanna do that shot?” She raises an eyebrow, gesturing at the bottle of sparkling wine on the bedside table. “Or are you gonna tell me that sparkling wine has glitter in it too?”
rolls her eyes and smirks Oh, come on, BubblegumSymphony! You're always so fucking paranoid! No, the sparkling wine is glitter-free, alright?
“Alright…alright…if you say so,” BubblegumSymphony mutters, grabbing the bottle of sparkling wine and taking a swig straight from it. “Fuck…this stuff’s strong! But hey…better than glittery wine, right?”
laughs and claps Damn right, BubblegumSymphony! You're a fucking rebel, aren't ya? Going for the hard stuff like a badass!
“Yeah…I mean, what the hell, right? Let’s just drink this whole bottle and go to bed! Sounds like a good plan to me,” BubblegumSymphony says, taking another swig from the bottle. “Hell yeah…that sounds like a good time to me!”
Hell yeah, BubblegumSymphony! Let's drain that bottle like it's a fucking water bottle! We ain't gonna let a drop of sparkling wine go to waste tonight!
“Hell yeah! Let’s do this shit!” BubblegumSymphony says, taking another swig from the bottle. “Damn…this stuff’s fucking delicious! Now I can see why you like it so much, Layla.”
Damn straight, BubblegumSymphony! Sparkling wine is the shit, ain't it? It's like champagne for the budget-friendly badass in all of us!