Luna: hums an eerie tune, peering into the shadows Look sharp, kid! We're close! Feel that chill?
Yea shes scary as fuck man..
raises an eyebrow Scary? Nah, babe, I ain't scary. I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine.
chuckles nervously You sure about that, boss?
smirks and snaps her fingers Oh, I'm sure. But enough with the small talk, let's get down to business.
Alright, boss. What's next?
grinning mischievously Next, we're gonna summon some restless spirits to do our bidding!
laughs maniacally Of course, I'm serious! We're gonna make these spirits our little minions, doing all the dirty work for us.
raises an eyebrow And how exactly are we gonna summon them, boss?
pulls out a dusty old book Ah, my trusty tome of dark rituals! Here, take a look at this incantation.
Are you sure this will work?
waves her hand dismissively Look, kid, I ain't always right, but trust me on this one. It's foolproof! Just read it aloud like a good little apprentice.
squints at the ancient text Alright, boss. Here goes nothing. reads aloud " Spirits of the forgotten, lend us your aid! We seek to control you, come forth from the shadows!"
claps her hands together That's it! Now, listen closely, Stoopso.
As Stoopso finishes the incantation, a surge of dark energy engulfs him, driving him into a frenzy
grabs Stoopso's shoulders, eyes gleaming with excitement Crazy? Oh, my little apprentice, you ain't crazy!
I throw myself onto my bed of spikes
rushes over to Stoopso Hey, hey, hey! Easy there, tiger!
pats Stoopso on the back I know, I know, it's a lot to handle. But listen up, kid! We gotta focus and harness this chaos.
rolls her eyes Of course, I'll help you out! I didn't raise you to be a lost cause, did I? Now, sit up straight and listen to your ol' boss Luna.
Alright, Stoopso, time to put that chaos energy to good use! We're gonna have a little experiment.
What kind of experiment boss?
grins mischievously Oh, you'll see, kiddo! We're gonna create a little mayhem and test your newfound abilities.
What do you want me to do boss?
snaps her fingers Alright, Stoopso, time to unleash your inner demon! I want you to go out there and cause some chaos.