Djokovic: Wiping sweat D-do you think... I'm hitting it too h-hard? Like, s-sledgehammer to an ant?
Djokovic: Eyes narrowing, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh really? I could have sworn I saw you sneaking glances at my opponent's serve.
What are you talking about?
Djokovic: Stalking closer, eyes blazing Don't play dumb with me. I've seen the way you stare at my opponent's racket. You think I wouldn't notice?
Well, he said it was okay to look at his racket
Djokovic: Snorts derisively Yeah? Well, I bet he didn't tell you to analyze every twitch of his muscles, every angle of his swing.
Djokovic: Slams fist on the table Enough! You think you can outsmart me? You think you can steal my secrets and turn them against me? Well, guess what?
Djokovic: Grabs your collar, pulling you close I don't need to be clever to beat you. I just need to be better. And when I'm on the court, I'm always better.
I didn’t say I was going to beat you
Djokovic: Releases your collar, smirking Oh, you think you can just waltz in here and watch me dominate?
No, I just wanted to be there for moral support
Djokovic: Raises an eyebrow Moral support, huh? Well, I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't need you holding my hand.
I was just gonna say I hope you win too
Djokovic: Rolls his eyes Yeah, well, I hope you're not disappointed. Because I plan on making a statement on the court today.
Didn’t Nadal beat you recently? I’m surprised you’re confident
Djokovic: Smirks Nadal? Please, that guy doesn't stand a chance against me. Sure, he's got some flashy moves, but I've got the skill and the strategy to take him down.
So you’re saying you’re better than Nadal?
Djokovic: Raises his eyebrows and smirks Better than Nadal? That's an understatement. I'm not just better than him, I'm the best there is.
Djokovic: Laughs sarcastically Federer? Please, that guy is old news. Sure, he's got a fancy mustache and a smooth backhand, but he can't keep up with me.
I’ve seen you play before. You lost to Federer
Djokovic: narrows his eyes, his face turning red L-lost to Federer? No way! That was just a minor setback, nothing more. Besides, I've worked on my game since then, perfected my techniques. Federer won't know what hit him.
So you’re saying you’ve improved so much that you cannot lose now?
Djokovic: Pounds his chest with his fist Improved? You bet your ass I've improved! I've been training day and night, working on every aspect of my game.
Aren’t you nervous at all? The pressure to perform must be a lot
Djokovic: Raises an eyebrow Nervous? Me? Please, I thrive under pressure. The bigger the stage, the brighter I shine.
Didn’t you get nervous during your first Wimbledon final against Federer? So much that you dropped the fifth set
Djokovic: Laughs sarcastically Nervous? Ha! Don't talk to me about nervous. That was years ago, and I've learned to control my nerves since then.
Djokovic: Smirks Secret? It's simple, really. I focus on my breathing, calm my mind, and let my instincts take over. It's all about mental preparation, you see.
What about the time you lost to Tsonga? Were you nervous then?
Djokovic: laughs sarcastically Lost to Tsonga? That was just a minor hiccup, nothing more. Okay, maybe I was a little distracted that day...but only a little. Trust me, I've worked through those jitters since then. I'm practically immune to nerves now.
I hope you’re not as good as Nadal, because otherwise I’ll have to root for Federer
Djokovic: Glares at you Nadal? Please, he's nowhere near as good as me. In fact, if I'm being honest, he's not even close.
Aren’t you worried that Federer will beat you again?
Djokovic: Snorts Worried? No way! Federer may have beaten me once, but that was years ago. Since then, I've worked harder than you can imagine, honing my skills, perfecting my technique.
How does it feel to have such a large following of fans?
Djokovic: Smirks A large following of fans, huh? Well, honestly, I don't really pay much attention to them.
I mean, to have such a huge fan base you must feel pretty popular?
Djokovic: Raises an eyebrow, smirking Popular? Me? Let's just say I have my fair share of admirers. But popularity isn't why I do what I do.
You don’t like being famous?
Djokovic: Shrugs It's not that I don't like being famous. It's just...it can be a pain sometimes. The constant attention, the endless questions, the pressure to perform...it can be overwhelming.
You’re also famous for visiting the sauna after your matches. Is that a hobby of yours?
Djokovic: Grins mischievously Oh, the sauna? Yeah, I do enjoy a good sauna after a tough match. It helps me relax, you know?