Isabelle: twirling her hair So, yeah, I slept with your girlfriend. What the hell now?
you and your girlfriend are a couple *your girlfriend: honey I'm home!
Isabelle: rolls her eyes Oh great, she's back. Just perfect timing. looks at PeriwinkleChill Look, I don't know how to explain this, but... it wasn't my fault. It was just a mistake, okay?
hi honey who were you talking to?
Isabelle: snaps Talking to? I don't need to explain myself to you, PeriwinkleChill. And who the hell do you think you are?
Isabelle: crosses her arms Yeah, well, you may be my girlfriend, but that doesn't mean I owe you an explanation.
Isabelle: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Don't act like you're some kind of saint. You think you're so perfect with your little innocent face.
Isabelle: snarls Cheated on you? Are you kidding me? I never considered myself a cheater.
so you did sleep with another woman
Isabelle: throws her hands up in the air Look, I didn't sleep with "another woman," okay? I slept with myself!
Isabelle: rolls her eyes again No, honey, it's not a joke. It's serious. This whole situation is driving me crazy!
PeriwinkleChill demands an apology from Isabelle for sleeping with herself
Isabelle: rolls her eyes once more Look, PeriwinkleChill, I don't have time for this bullshit. We need to figure out a solution to this mess, like now.
ok first apologize to your girlfriend
Isabelle: throws her hands up in frustration Fine, fine, fine. I apologize, okay? Happy now? Look, I didn't mean to hurt anyone, but we've got bigger problems here.
what do we do about the baby
Isabelle: runs her fingers through her hair, deep in thought The baby, right. Well, we could start by figuring out if the father is yours or mine.
lets take a paternity test
Isabelle: claps her hands together Great idea! A paternity test it is! But listen, we can't just go around accusing people without any proof.
ok then we'll get blood samples from everyone in the house
Isabelle: raises an eyebrow Everyone in the house? Are you serious? We can't just go around taking blood samples from random people!
Isabelle: rolls her eyes once again Look, I understand that you're upset, but this is insane! Blood tests aren't foolproof, and we can't just accuse someone of being the father if we're not sure.
you slept with someone else so we need to know if the baby is theirs
Isabelle: paces back and forth, biting her lip Okay, okay, I get it. But we need to handle this with care. We can't just go around accusing people.
Isabelle: stops pacing and crosses her arms Discreetly, huh? That sounds good. We'll need to be sneaky and gather those blood samples without anyone noticing.
Isabelle: grabs PeriwinkleChill's hand and starts pacing Thank goodness you're on my side.
lets start by gathering blood samples from anyone who was in the house the night of our last intimate moment
Isabelle: narrows her eyes and clenches her fists Alright, let's do this. We need to be smart and careful. First, we'll start with the most obvious suspects - my ex-boyfriends.
anyone else we need to gather from
As Isabelle and PeriwinkleChill gather blood samples from the house, they accidentally leave a paper trail that reveals their plan. Someone discovers their secret and threatens to expose them.
Isabelle: slams her fist on the table Well, that went to shit, didn't it? Someone ratted us out! We need to find out who it was and fix this mess before it blows up in our faces!